My collaboration with Noire...

My collaboration with Noire will be available in August. Be sure to check out my new work with an urban flaire.





Product Description
In this bold collection of hard-hitting urban erotic quickies, Noire, the undisputed Queen of Urban Erotica, brings you eleven authors who explore, without apology or restraint, street sagas of sexual pleasure.

Boasting an all-star lineup of some of today’s hottest authors–and sprinkled with heat from some fresh new talent too–this collection from Noire thoroughly lives up to her credo of giving her fans just what they like: street drama with a sheet-drenching erotic twist.

Here you’ll find sexy tales from fan favorites K’wan, Joy, Thomas Long, Jamise L. Dames, Andrea Blackstone, Gerald Malcom, Euftis Emery, Kweli Walker, and Erick Gray, along with two hot new voices: Aretha Temple and Plea$ure. Noire even supplies her own juicy addition to the hard-body lineup.

So beware: The heat and the drama between these pages are not fairy tales for the desperate housewife. Ride hard with Noire as her authors get their grind on and take it to the limits in From the Streets to the Sheets.

This weekend....

....I'm headed to Charlotte, NC to do some promotion work for my books.

If you're in the Charlotte area gimme a shout out.

Lexy Harper's review of Abundant Ministries

Preach on, my ‘freaky’ brother!

Freaks like me will love this book, I visualize the men jerking off all over the sexy photographs as they browse through Euftis’s no-holds-barred writing and the women making mental notes to try some of the freaky shit themselves.

Euftis exposes the hypocrisy and the cauldron of seething sexual desire hidden behind the four walls of many churches. The ‘brothers’ and ‘sisters’ who only attend church regularly to feast their eyes on the pastor or some other member of the congregation. The ones who employ only the missionary position in the marriage bed…and every other position when they are getting their freak on extra-maritally.

Euftis is growing as a writer, every new book is better than the one before and if you loved his previous work this one will blow your mind. By the way, I have seen photographs of his friend Sergio and every time he mentions anal sex I pray that these stories are only loosely based on his life. If not, I take my hat off to those brave women who look that monster in the eye and still spread their cheeks!

Lexy Harper
Author of Bedtime Erotica

I'm in the dictionary....LOL

I’m in the dictionary...
I periodically google myself to see who is talking about my work or adding my free content to their sites.

I was amused today to find a quote from Off the Chain Volume 2 has been added to the Wikipedia to help to describe the word, "twerk".


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twerk


Verb
to twerk (third-person singular simple present twerks, present participle twerking, simple past and past participle twerked) To twitch or jerk.

2005, Florence Hall Abssi, The Call [6], page 613:
"He twerked an eyebrow at his wife."
To move the body in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion.

2005, Euftis Emery, Off the Chain [7], ISBN 1411630475, page 73,
Gaea then stood up over me and turned so that her butt was facing me. She then had the nerve to start twerking.

My new baby....

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This is the year where I upgrade everything and first and foremost will the the purchase of my new baby...the Panasonic DVX100B.

As a spin off from my books, I shoot my own porn series with the content being sold exclusivly on the internet. With the purchase of my new baby, I will be upgrading my content and pressing it into DVD format that you can purchase at your favorite store where you get porn. :o)

This year I will also be ugrading my computer equipment, moving to the Mac upon which I will create audio book versions of all of my books and upgrading my x-rated internet show (Off the Chain Internet Radio) by a factor of ten.

Starting next month you can catch my show on Itunes and I promise that the video will be on and poppin!!!!!

I'm very excited about the new level of quality in the product that I will soon produce. Hopefully, you will be to. :o)

Peace.

Review of my erotic novel Abundant Ministries

I just had to post this review.....


5.0 out of 5 stars Got Dayum...I couldn't keep my mouth closed, February 22, 2008
By A. Hernandez "Erotica Book Worm" (Boston, MA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Wow, OMG, No He Didn't and WTF, were the words that spilled from my mouth basically on every page. Like another reader said, don't let the title fool you, was right. Now, knowing the type of writer E is I was expecting it to be down and dirty, I got that and more. He never ceases to amaze me with his tact for getting you to feel like you're that fly on the wall, and many times I wish I was. This book explained allot of things that were left to my imagination from the 2 previous books Off da Chain Vol 1 and 2 in regards to his wife. At one point, before reading this book, was like geesh why he can't stand his ex-wife, she couldn't have been that bad. Well this answered any lingering questions I had. lol

There were many times on the train where I had to stop and re-read a section and check myself to make sure I just read what I did. lol I found myself becoming hot and bothered, as usual, laughing and just enjoying this book. I read it faster than I thought I would, but just couldn't put the book down. I had to force myself to stop reading so I could get some sleep. lol

Overall, as always I enjoy reading his work. He takes you there and back. Only thing I hate is when the story's over. I swear I go through withdrawal. Now I got to go out and get a book that somewhat comes close to his style and seek gratification from that. He has some suggestions of other authors so I'm gonna take him up on that.

Thanks E, much love and I promise not to harass you about Off da Chain Vol 3 lmao.


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Outline for Off the Chain Volume 3

Following, is the tentative outline of short stories that will be in Off the Chain Volume 3. OTC V3 will be released after my next novel Keisha which will be released in November of 2008.

But take heart OTC fans. I will be releasing each individual story throughout the year in ebook and 3" x 5" book format. So you can read each story separately as they are released or purchase the complete volume when it is done.

If you don't have Abundant Ministries yet stop sleeping on me and go out and get it. It's the hottest erotica that I've written to date so check it out.


Outline of short stories for Off the Chain Volume 3

Bring Two
Bring Two Mo
Bring 2 One Mo ‘gain
Easy : Strippers
Easier : White Girls
Easiest : Church Girls
Erotic Arts Ball
May the Best Woman Win
Moi Toi
Nemesis
Nose Wide Open
Open Letter : Why I’m Fucking Your Wife
Paying Dividends
Predator
Recognize Game
Revenge is Best Served Between Your Best Friends Legs
Tatiana
Ten Minutes and Twenty Seconds
The Things Women Tell Me
Thumbelina
Twisted
Weekend at Tuskegee