Showing posts with label advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advice. Show all posts

Monday, May 6, 2013

Wanna Watch 2 Women

Pa

I told my girlfriend that I wanted to watch 2 women freak each other for my birthday. She's cool with it (even though she won't participate). How do I make the most out of this situation?

WannaWatchTwoWomen



Wanna,

I think what you're really asking me is how do you get your woman to engage into threesomes/moresomes with other females. So how do you make the most out of your birthday celebration? You don't. You blew it. So enjoy watching the festivities and if you want to keep your girl you better not do anything else.

You fucked up this opportunity because you got your girl to sign off on...watching...two other women get busy without participation between either of you. You're probably thinking that your girl will get turned on by the event and decide to join in and then happy ole you can jump in the middle.

That just might happen...however...if you join in your girl is going to get pissed because...you...said that you're only going to...watch. Women have double standards so even though your girl may decide to break the agreement a bit she expects you to follow it to the letter.

In addition, you have not had a conversation with your girl to determine boundaries in having a threesome. So even if your dreams come true and your girl gleefully joins the fray and beckons you to get some three-way bday lovin', you will probably fuck it up by doing something that your girl will feel is only special for her.

But dont' fret. Although you won't partake of multiple twats on your birthday, you stand a good chance of turning your woman on to girls in the future.

The first thing that you need to do is help her come to the realization that she's into girls. You're halfway there because if your girlfriend is willing to watch two other women go at it with you then she's probably bi-curious.

However, what you need to do to push her over the slippery slope (pun intended) is ensure that the women at your birthday party festivities are attractive to...her...not ...you. You don't want your girlfriend to prematurely get turned off from the concept of doing girls because you had her sit up and watch two women have sex that she doesn't find attractive.

Pay close attention to your girl during the festivities to note if she gets turned on (or better yet joins in) and then have a candid conversation with her afterwards discussing what she liked about it.

Once your girlfriend comes to the realization and...admits...that she likes girls then you can propose future activities to bring another woman into the bedroom.

My book "I'm shy..." goes into a step-by-step process that can be used to turn your woman on to girls. The link is below so get the book and follow my guidelines.

Good luck, but watch out. You just may turn your girl out but I hope you can deal with it if she decides that she prefers...pussy...more than your dick.

Whose your Daddy?



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Friday, May 3, 2013

I'm Doin' My Dude's Best Friend

Whose your Daddy?



Hey Daddy,

I have a problem that I hope that you can help me with. I have a long-distance friend (let's call him Kyle) who likes to listen to me having sex with other men. After little over a year, I finally went to visit with him over a weekend. I had a great time with him and on my second day there he surprised me and had his boy (let's call him Cliff) come over to fuck me with him.

A couple of weeks after I got back, Kyle called me upset because his dumb ass didn't lock down his computer and his girlfriend saw the x-rated video that we had made. He never mentioned having a girlfriend and when I called him on it he apologized for lying by omission.

Now mind you I still would have done him if I had known about his girlfriend but it pissed me off that he didn't tell me about her.

Well, I have continued to talk to Kyle and I talk to Cliff as well with me and Cliff getting pretty close. Close to the point that Cliff wants to fly me out to see him but he doesn't want me to tell Kyle.

I want to see Cliff but I'd like to see Kyle again as well so I don't know what to do. Guess I complicated things by fucking two friends.



Ms. Complicated,

Looks like you're scared that you're going to violate the, 'friend rule'. If you're in a monogamous relationship with someone it's a major no-no to turn around and do one of their friends. It's an unspoken rule that people know and abide by in high school.

However... There are exceptions to this rule. Let me give you an example. I have a friend that I was seeing who is bi-sexual and during one of my visits to see her she requested that her best friend (who is straight) kick it with us.

Now her girl is...bangin...and we mutually hit it off. So the next time that I rolled through town my girl was out of state so I hit up her best friend.

We kicked it, and once my girl found out about it she called me a tad bit irate. I broke it down to her that the, 'friend rule didn't apply' so she needed to chill. She asked how I could say that and I let her know that it didn't apply because she was bi-sexual with a...preference...for pussy. So since she...preferred...pussy there really wasn't a chance for us to ever have a serious relationship. Thus the 'friend rule' didn't apply and that's why I hit up her friend.

Now my girl didn't like what I said but she had to woman-up and admit to herself that I had a point.

So in your case Ms. Complicated my advice to you is to go see Cliff since Kyle lied to you by omission about his girlfriend. Since Kyle is in a relationship already he really can't be in one with you so you don't need to be pressed about doing his friend.

In your case I think it would be best for you and Cliff to give Kyle a heads up because you don't want them to lose their friendship over pussy. But bottom line, Kyle needs to be an adult and deal with reality.

Whose your Daddy?





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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Giving Head - The Ultimate Advice

There are dozens of books with tips and tricks about how to correctly perform fellatio that will curl any man’s toes, but there still seems to be a great number of women who just can’t seem to get it right.

I get so many emails about how to reduce the gag reflex or how to achieve the “deep throat” technique, but before trying to master any of the required skills to give variety blow job, there is one ULTIMATE tip that needs to be understood and absorbed into the brain of every woman that wants to become an oral sex master.

Before learning any type of oral sex technique, A WOMAN MUST ENJOY GIVING!

She has to enjoy the feel of a penis in her mouth, feel comfortable in positions of submission, and realize the power she possesses by having a man by his balls (literally). This may seem like something that any woman would be able to achieve, but there seems to only be a few who sincerely enjoy sucking and slurping on a man’s mini me.

When a woman enjoys going down, the emotion is translated into energy that can be felt through every tongue stroke. There is a certain sense of care and love that a man can feel when his partner is having a great time and taking particular care in making sure he enjoys himself as well.

If you are a woman that:

(a) doesn’t like how a penis looks

(b) is too prudish to touch a penis

(c) doesn’t like semen or seminal fluid or

(d) judges herself and thinks she will be labeled a “whore” for giving head, then becoming a pro at oral sex is something that you will never achieve.

If you love your partner, then you should love his penis, and also have an understanding that he would never label the woman he loves as a “whore” if she wants to give him the ultimate privileged a man can receive.

If you are a woman who wants to become better at pleasing her partner orally, leave your inhibitions at the door and learn to love his penis!

Lesson for today: PENIS IS YOUR FRIEND. TO BECOME AN ORAL SEX PRO, YOU MUST ENJOY IT SINCERELY.

 

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Friday, October 5, 2012

WannaBeMarried #advice #sexadvice

 

Daddy,

I need help. My fiancé is the sweetest, kindest most thoughtful man I have ever met. Butttttt. he has a female best friend. They go everywhere together, they tell each other everything, they work together and are together in some way every day. He says that they are just friends and have been for over ten years. He is very attentive to me but if I call and she is around his tone changes. He always ends with I love you, unless she is around. And the only time he does not call on schedule is when he is with her. I've talked to some of my girlfriends about the situation and they think that I should talk to my fiancé's friend to feel her out. What do you think? Should I invest the rest of my life with this man?

WannaBeMarried

Wanna,

C'mon you know what's up. Whenever a man is extra tight with a woman and calls her his friend it's because she has everything that he wants in a woman except one major thing.

That's why she's a friend.

But if she ever fixes that one thing she is missing you best believe she will…immediately…be moved out of the friend category.

Every friend that I had like that there was some form of intimacy although it was limited. So although your man is not doing girl every night he is doing something with her every now and then. Please don't play yourself and think that he is not.

I firmly believe that your spouse should be your best friend. It sounds like that place will not be filled by you. Can you deal with that? I'll answer that question for you since I know a little bit about you love.

You’re a Scorpio!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya'll don't play second fiddle. Period! If you're bothered now...you're going to be livid when he's doing what he is now when you got his ring on your finger. You're pressed about being married; however, what you need to be concerned with is finding the best person for you dear.

And if you're asking this question then you should know he is not. The perfect relationship is easy. You don't have to put that much work into it.

In regards to talking to your fiancé's friend…I really don't think you should talk to her at all. What I would be curious about is which one of them has something wrong with them. Is it him? Or is it her?

If he is the one that is missing something you need to be very concerned... because if he can fix the it whatever it is she is going to take your man ring or not. The main question you need to ask yourself is can you share your man or not? Like I said…I don't think you can.

So you need to be talking to your dude and let him know that if you are going to be his wife that he needs to kick his friend to the curb. If you're not his everything what the hell are you going to wear his ring for?

If he can do that...marry him.

If he can't....you better not.

Because we can bet money right now that you won't be married long or you will be seriously cheating on him.

Whose your Daddy?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Santiago, Dominican Republic - A Black Man's Guide to Getting Laid

I went to Santiago for my birthday in March/2012 and I’d like to detail my experience from a black man’s perspective. After reading Sly’s datasheet on Santiago at Roosh forum when I was doing research on my trip, I decided to do some leg work upfront before I went since I wasn’t fluent in Spanish.

So I got online and met a couple of females that I could go out with when I got there. Since I approached them online, I used Google Translate to talk to them in Spanish and translate their responses into English every time that I chatted with them.

So when I got into Santiago a couple of months later I checked into Hodelpha Centro Plaza.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g635962-d289509-Reviews-Hodelpa_Centro_Plaza_Hotel-Santiago_Dominican_Republic.html

The hotel sits on the corner of Calle Del Sol which is the main drag downtown and it has decent amenities for a hotel in Santiago. If your plan is to post up when you get there then Calle Del Sol is good spot to do it…if…you don’t stand out. I’ll expand on that later.

My first day there I have to admit that I was flat out uncomfortable because I felt like I was under a microscope.

I deliberately dressed down the wardrobe that I carried down there because I wanted to blend in. That didn’t happen. With one look, Dominican’s knew that I was an American. For example, the morning of my first day, I sat in the lobby and watched the women walking down Calle de Sol and how the Dominican men reacted to them.

A Panamanian that was staying in the hotel walked in the door and spoke to everyone in the lobby in Spanish and then looked at me sitting in the back and said in English, “Hey man! How’s it goin’!”

I never met him or said a word but with one look he knew that I was an American. He asked me why I was in Santiago and after I told him women and he then began to run down what was up. I have to confirm with Sly that your best time will be had if you know someone down there that can give you the lay of the land.

I have a friend down there that helped me but if you don’t know anyone just be open and friendly and there are plenty of locals and out of town players that will befriend you. I met players there from the US, Canada, Europe, and Latin American and all of them were open and willing to share info since they were there for the same thing that I was…pussy.

Anyway, while I was talking to dude two blonde, white Latinas walked by the hotel and all of the Spanish speaking men collectively lost their fucking minds. Calle Del Sol is the main drag downtown and tons of gorgeous almond and brown skinned chicas strolled by earlier and the Hispanic men never turned their heads.

But when these two white bitches strolled by they all collectively lost it. So I quickly discovered that the ideal (for them) is white. However, they like them supa thick like most brothas in the states with big tits, hips and ass.

What that means is that there is a huge untapped (pun intended) market of colored women who are not getting play like the white Latinas.

Exploit it!

So these two white bitches walk by and dude is like, “…so you gonna get some of that while you’re down here?”

I replied that I wanted to sample darker, varying shades of the local pussy and dude literally turned up his nose. What amused me about his response was that he was dark as midnight and he was tripping that I was interested in fucking women who were not the complete opposite of him.

Which leads to my next observation about DR and the Latinos visiting from other countries. They are...prejudice…but they can turn it off.

What I mean by that is for example I live in Cincinnati and one day when I was walking home from work this white couple wearing jeans, t-shirts and tennis shoes were walking about five steps in front of me and they had the nerves to look back at me concerned every two minutes as if I had the intention of robbing them.

I was working for Procter & Gamble at the time so I was wearing a Hugo Boss suit, leather dress shoes and carrying a P&G issued briefcase and these fucks still had the audacity to trip.

All they saw was the color of my skin. They couldn’t turn it off even though my style of dress showed they need not be concerned and that my station was probably far exceeding theirs.

Domincan's on the other hand are prejudice but they can turn it off. This prejudice revolves around economics and they assume that the darker your complexion the less well-off that you are. So in my case those inclined to trip on a dark-skinned person would look me up and down and then…immediately…check themselves.

I found this refreshing.

With that said… Floss all your shit while there! Status is king in DR so if you got it… Floss it…

So dude continued to attempt to convince me to fuck white Dominicans while I was there and he said that Club Level was the spot to find them. I can’t confirm or deny that since I didn’t go but if you’re interested in white Dominicans check it out.

I continued to take in Calle del Sol for a while and then I left to meet one of the ladies that I was talking to online for lunch. She spoke decent English so I decided to get with her first. We talked about her divorce and why her husband was jealous and beat her and she told me flat out that she didn’t like Dominican men.

This in fact was the general theme with all of the women that I met in DR. That they didn’t like Dominican men because they felt that all they wanted to do was fuck, were jealous/violent and disrespectful.

I then asked her what she thought of Machismo and she went off getting real animated about how she hated it. I then knew that I needed to go at her and the other females I planned on seeing there on an old school courting a bitch perspective and not be as direct as I am in the states so that I would appear totally opposite to their view of Latino men.

So we finished lunch and I asked her out for a late dinner. She accepted, then I pulled out a bottle of perfume that I bought her before I came down and presented it as a gift. I don’t remember whose post I saw this tip on but I’m going to find your post and give you major cred points because…this was the best fucking advice about going to DR on the Roosh Forum site.

So I presented her with the gift and told her some bullshit about how I painstakingly searched for a fragrance that matched her style and beauty and I swear this bitch creamed her panties. So I bounced and went back to my hotel where my friend picked me up.

He showed me the lay of the land and bitched about the local politics and then we went over to his place to kick it because his girlfriend wanted me to meet one of her cousins who lived outside Bonao. So we chill for a bit, and the girl calls saying that she needs to be picked up from the bus station.

So my friend tells me and I think, “…pick her up from the bus station?” , and trip. I forgot where I was. So we go to the bus station and wait for her bus to get there and after about ten minutes I walk across the street to get some coconut juice from a street vendor.

I get my coconut juice and head back to my friend’s car and this chick with a do-rag on is standing next to it. So my friend introduces me but I really don’t look at her because I can’t get over that she rolled up on the bus and has a fucking do-rag on. Again, I forgot where I was.

So we go back to my friend’s place and he translates conversation between us because she doesn’t speak any English but I don’t have much to say because she’s…wearing a fucking do-rag.

Anyway, my friend’s girlfriend rolls up with an armful of groceries (I love how Dominican women take care of their man) walks in the door, sees her cousin and then starts going off on her in Spanish. Even though I don’t speak it, I understand much of it when I hear it so I knew that she was going off on her about her hair and she snatches her out of the chair and pulls her into the bathroom.

So they leave the room and I start going off on my friend about do-rag girl and he cuts me off and checks me hard. He explains that most people there don’t have a car and even if you do the roads are so bad that most people take the bus between cities to prevent damaging their vehicle.

He then explained that within a city public transportation consists of either a moped or car that runs a route like a bus. Since a moped only has one seat and a car four, several “buses” can go by before you can get a ride.

So a twenty minute trip for someone in the states could take forty-five minutes to two hours in the DR with public transportation which most people in the DR will ride because a taxi is too expensive for most of them.

He then told me that girlfriend had to catch two modes of public transportation then hopped a commercial bus to come and see me and that she had her hair wrapped because most women in the DR relax their hair like sistas in the states and travel that way because it takes so long that they don’t want to mess up their hair.

He then confirmed my idea of taking a courting approach with the women there when he said that the women there preferred dating foreigners to try to build a relationship because they felt with Dominican men it wasn’t a matter of…if…they…would leave them but…when.

With this bit of intel, I then realized that my best chance of repeated fucks would be to arrange for the women’s transportation. I had a dedicated taxi driver that I used exclusively (I highly recommend this) and I had him pick up and drop off all of my dates. I wouldn’t advise driving in Santiago but if you want to hit a chic repeatedly I’d strongly advise that you pick her up and drop her off if you don’t pay for her transportation.

Dully checked, the women eventually came out of the bathroom and I was like, “Ohhhh my damn”, after seeing girlfriend with her hair down. She was fione.

So I talked through my friend for a while and then the women prepared dinner. I didn’t eat that much because I was still full from lunch and planned on doing a late dinner with my online friend. My friend’s girlfriend was offended but I assured her that I really wasn’t a fan of pasta (she cooked spaghetti with shrimp which she felt was a big deal).

On a side note, I found the food in Santiago lousy in general. Their food is very bland. However, if you eat at someone’s house clean your plate if possible to not offend your host or bring a very nice gift to smooth things over.

So we chatted until girlfriend had to leave to catch the bus back to Bonao and before she left I set a date with her and presented her with a bottle of perfume and like the first chic she creamed her panties as well.

I then gave my friend’s girlfriend the free gift that I got with one of the bottles of perfume and she lost her fucking mind (I’m serious) and forgot that I didn’t eat her food.

So she left with her cousin and my friend took me back to my hotel.

I chilled at the hotel until the time got close to my date and then showered and changed. My driver picked up me up, then my date and we went to Marisco Center.

http://www.dr-restaurants.com/restaurant.php?id=10038

So we get to the spot, and a difference with Santiago women became quickly apparent. When I’m in the states with a date, I will walk behind her and place my hand on her hip to guide her in the direction that I want her to go.

So when I got out of the cab, I automatically did the same thing with my date and she was totally confused not knowing what the fuck I wanted her to do. So after several unsuccessful stops and starts, I finally just took her by the hand and…led…her to where I wanted to go.

So although Dominican women say that they don’t like Machismo they are hard-wired to defer and serve a man. So don’t give them an option. It will only confuse them. Just tell them what you want them to do. You’ll see what I mean as I expand on my dates.

I picked a secluded table on the terrace and after we said salute over our first drink she then starts thanking me again for the bottle of perfume and took it out of her purse in the fucking box telling me how I had good taste.


We chat through dinner and after we are done eating she starts up again about the perfume and how she loves how it smells on her. She then leans over into my space extending her neck asking me to smell her.

Now in the states I’d see that as an invitation to attack but with the language issues and different culture I wasn’t sure so I just sniffed at her neck and said, “muy bien”.

Then she asked me what I thought of her and I fed her some bullshit that I don’t remember. She then replied, “I think you are very handsome. Very respectful. And very shy.”

I thought, “Shy… Bitch, you do not know me.”

However, my reply was, “We’re in public so I’m being a respectful gentleman. After dinner, I’ll be more than happy to thoroughly disrespect you however you like.”

She looked at me confused and after several attempts to explain I finally just stated, “I’m a gentleman.”

My game contains a lot of innuendo and humor, but it flat out did not translate into Spanish. So if your game is similar don’t bother. Just keep it simple.

We finished dinner and then I took her inside where we lounged on a love seat that sat by a set of doors that led to the courtyard. In the courtyard they had a live merengue band which makes Marisco Center a good spot to eat, chill, or dance.

Although I enjoyed the spot, I was disappointed because I wanted to experience the different varieties of color but I quickly discovered that the more upscale the establishment the whiter the patrons became.

You need to keep that in mind if you’re on the prowl for pussy because most of the locals kick it by color. If you want a chocolate chick you need to know where the chocolate folk hang out. If you want a light brown chick you need to know where the light brown folk hang out. And so on.

So we got real cozy and eventually girlfriend made another statement about me being shy. I was like, “What the fuck?”, and asked her what she meant. We went back and forth because of language issues and eventually ended up on the subject of romance.

Girlfriend made a sour face and said, “Romance is okay every now and then but when its right people should just grrrrrrrrrrrrrr”, and she growled real cute and acted like she was grabbing someone.

I thought, “Ohhh so you want a black man to just take your shit!”

So I scooped her up and tongued her down a bit before telling her to call the taxi so I could take her back to the hotel and disrespect her just like I promised.

Which leads to my next observation, although Dominican women complain that all the local men want to do is fuck, fuckin’ is on their minds just as much. You just need to chill and work for it a bit and the panties fall right off.

The next day, my friend from Villa Gonzales came down to spend the day with me. I sent my taxi to pick her up and I had him take us just up the street to Pez Dorado for lunch.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g635962-d2478555-r124082030-Pez_Do...

I picked the spot because they had Wiifi so I could use my iPad to translate because girlfriend didn’t speak any English.

Also, since I couldn’t depend on my date to translate for me, I put together three small lists of Spanish statements. One list was for getting around (i.e., Write down how much I owe. ; Check please.; etc). A second list was for flirting (i.e., I love your eyes; I want to bite your butt; etc). And the last list was for conversation that I planned on bringing up that revolved on pictures that I wanted to share with her (i.e., this is my house; this is my car; etc).

So I told the driver where I wanted to go and he did a double take and said, “Ohhhhhh”. After seeing his reaction, my date then asked him about where we were going and after he rattled off some shit in Spanish she looked impressed.

We got to the place and personally I thought it was a dump. However, the locals with fame and/or money frequent the spot so you will win points if you take a date. So I break out the iPad and tell her how I’m so glad to finally meet her… Blah…blah…blah… Google Translate is a wonderful thing.

We had a nice lunch (conversing…the food sucked) and then I took advantage of her hard-wiring by telling her that I wanted to take her somewhere more comfortable to talk and on the way I planned on stopping in a few stores.

I then took her by the hand and led her everywhere I wanted to go eventually marching her ass back to the hotel. We got to the hotel and she began to tense up a bit. Continuing to hold her hand, I marched her to the elevators and when the door opened to one I signaled with my hand that she should get on.

Her face tensed and she looked a little pissed and I signaled for her to get on again with a nonchalant look on my face. She then got on and I took her to my floor which also housed a restaurant, lounge, workout and conference room.

I then fucked her up by taking her into the conference room because they were waxing the floors in the lounge. I sat her down and said, “un momento”, and went to my room to get my laptop and the bottle of perfume I bought for her.

So I opened up the laptop, and then presented her with a gift of perfume like I did the other women and you should have seen the look on her face. She damn near melted from me not taking her to my room and giving her the perfume. She…thought…I was being so kind and respectful.

As she stared at me beaming I thought, “Ohhhh you poor foolish lil thing. I cannot wait to get to that gorgeous ass of yours bent over something.”

We talked for a while and then I had her pose for me so I could snap off some pics. Now I remembered how Sly fucked up taking pictures of women on his trip and I didn’t want to make the same mistake. So between each of my dates, I offloaded all of the pics of other women on the phone and copied all of theirs back. So every time that they asked to see their pics, the only thing they saw was my site seeing shots and pictures of them.

You may think doing that is a lot of effort but I’m glad that I did It because this chica wanted to go through my pics the next time that I saw her to see what I was doing when she wasn’t with me.

She eventually asked me if she could use my bathroom and I smiled when she did because there was one in the room and the open door sat right across the table from her. Continuing to smile, I glanced at the door and then back at her.

She looked in the direction of my eyes and then stammered something in Spanish looking surprised because she knew damn well that there was a bathroom in the room. My nonchalant and reserved behavior had paid off and she was indirectly letting me know that she was now ready to give me some pussy.

Before she could finish stammering I said, “No problemo… Mi banya”, and took her to my room.

I lay on the bed and without a second’s hesitation she joined me on it after doing whatever in my bathroom. We watched a little TV and she pointed at the coffee machine and made a statement.

I thought she wanted some coffee and nodded that it was alright for her to make some. She brewed a pot, poured a cup and then offered it to me. I said, “no gracias”, but she insisted saying that she made it for me so I sipped on it a bit.

It tripped me out that she looked for a way to wait on me like that but her actions reinforced my perception that Dominican women are hard-wired to serve a man and the more they are feeling you the more they want to serve you.

We continued to kick it, and she made a statement about my pants and then pulled on my pocket. I didn’t’ pick up my iPad because I was playing around trying to talk to her in Spanish so I replied, “te gusten mis pantalones?”

She busted out laughing and shook her head no.

I then said, “los pantalones de color negro?”

She laughed at me again and asked me something with the word “beso” in the sentence.

I was like, “Beso… I know that word. Beso…”. Before I could figure out what she wanted she gave me a fire kiss ending it by biting my bottom lip. Then she made the statement about my pants again and pulled on my pocket smiling.

Now I knew what she wanted and I said, “Ohhhhhh… You wanna suck on a black man’s dick!”

So I let her and it was on once again.

The next day I did a little site seeing and that night I got back with my English speaking Latina and went to Camp David Ranch.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g635962-d639244-Reviews-Camp_David_Ranch_Hotel_and_Restaurant-Santiago_Dominican_Republic.html

Again, I had my cab driver pick her up. She got in the cab, gave me a kiss and then motioned at the dress she was wearing. I told her that she looked nice and she was like, “…I wore this for you. Remember, you said that you wanted to see me in a dress.”

Now the previous night that we went out I was just flirting with her and I mentioned that I wish she had worn a dress instead of pants so that I could see her legs. She took that comment and put one on the next date to please me. Yet again showing they are hard-wired to cater to a man.

Camp David was pretty chill, sitting on a mountain overlooking the city. Besides the ambiance, this spot is nice because all of the Dominican ballers floss their top bitch at the spot. Go on a Friday or Saturday night and you will see some very bad white Dominican’s that are all hella thick, bangin’ with big tits, hips and ass.

As the thick bitches pranced around, my date jealously commented on how Dominican men liked the women “grande” and I thought, “…don’t we all.”

She then actually apologized to me for not having a bigger ass. Now this chic was bangin’ with curves on top of curves and she apologized to me for not being the Dominican “ideal”. In fact…all…of my dates at some point apologized to me for not being the Dominican “ideal”.

That shows how mind fucked the people are there with a media that only has white Latino’s depicted. So we continued to kick it and I was enjoying the music and scene when girlfriend asked me if she could go to the bathroom.

“Okay… Go pee pee”, I thought.

I really wasn’t paying attention to her at the time and she reached out and took my hand to get my full attention. I looked at her and she asked, “Is it okay?”

I tripped because she was asking me for permission and I shook my head yes. I don’t think there was a misunderstanding on my part because of language; I really think she was asking for permission.

A little later, she asked if we could go outside to the deck overlooking the city so we did. Although I was amused that she did want to go outside though because of her negative comment about romance the other night that we went out.

So I pushed up on her outside for a bit and then took things back inside.

So we sit back down and girlfriend…thanks…me for coming back inside because her feet were beginning to hurt. Again this shows how Dominican women will defer pretty much everything to you so you need to think of …everything…because they want to be led completely.

I asked girlfriend if she had ever been done on the mountain. “Have …I …been done” , she asked confused.

“Has anyone ever…fucked…you up here”, I clarified. I knew she understood the word fuck since she heard it enough from me on the previous night.

She smiled and I got a room.

The next day I kicked it with my Bonao friend. So when we hooked up that afternoon I took her to Plaza International, which is Santiago’s ghetto mall.

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=396315

If I hadn’t already set up dates beforehand, I would have been on the prowl here because there were tons of gorgeous single women there from…all…complexions. Plaza International was the only melting pot of different types of Dominican’s that I saw there. So if you’re on the hunt, check the place out on a Saturday.

So we got to the mall and my date was very nervous because of the language issues and I marched her upstairs to the food court, sat down at a table and pulled out the iPad. A Latino dude watched the whole thing and he snickered at me when I looked in his direction with a look that said, “You don’t speak Spanish. You are not gonna hit that!”

I ignored him and then laid out what we were going to do at the mall. Basically programming her. I told her that I was going to take her to different stores and I wanted her to try on outfits and shoes so that I could see her style and what she liked.

She became relaxed and animated liking what I wanted to do and excited that we had a way to communicate and she started firing questions at me on my iPad. So we chat for a bit and I glanced back at dude who was still in the same spot watching us and he gave me a nod of respect after he saw how I was playing it.

So with her programmed, I took her by the hand and walked the mall. Stopping at stores where I wanted her to try shit on. She was happy modeling and I was happy watching her prance around.

Although I told her what I wanted her to do when we stopped at a store when we got to the first one she…insisted…that I tell her what…I…wanted to see her in. I really like how Dominican women defer to you in everything.

We eventually left the mall and went to Il Pasticcio for dinner.

http://www.ilpasticcio.net/

This place was pretty chill, although it didn’t have Wiifi. But the food there was the best that I had in Santiago and was reasonably priced. This spot is a major meeting place for the well to do Domincans so if you’re looking for white ones you should invest time there to build relationships with the locals.

We planned on going to the movies later that evening, so after dinner I took her back to the hotel to attempt to wax that ass before the show. Now I thought, that she was going to be the easiest one to fuck but she ended up being the hardest. I got her back to the spot and she teased the hell out of me rolling around on my bed sticking her tight, round ass in my face every chance that she got.

So we went to the movies and then I had my driver take her to her cousin’s house where she spent the night.

The next day, I got back with my girl from Villa Gonzales and we went to Belle Terra Mall.

http://dr1.com/forums/central/118377-bella-terra-mall-santiago.html

Belle Terra is Santiago’s high end mall and my driver told me that if you’re looking for single women the best time to visit the mall is during the day on weekdays because single white collar Dominican women visit the mall during those times to shop and eat lunch. He said all of this right in front of my chocolate honey disrespecting her.

We got to the spot and girlfriend appeared to be uncomfortable. We went to Tony Roma’s for lunch and I asked my waiter in English what was up with Belle Terra and he confirmed what my driver told me and said that Belle Terra was at its best late at night when the bars and theater was in full effect. He then told that I needed to check out the Hooters around the corner and I frowned because I was with a date and told him that I had never been impressed with any of their locations in the states.

He then was like, “You really need to go over there”, disrespecting my chocolate honey as my date listened to our conversation confused.

So we finished lunch and I told my date with my iPad that I wanted to walk around the mall. She replied by shaking her head no emphatically and asked if we could go back to the hotel. Confused, but cool with her request we sat down outside and waited for my driver to come pick us up as I wondered if her issue with being there was because of her skin tone or economics.

I looked around and she was the darkest thing there so I think that it was a little bit of both so my advice if you’re flossing a darker Dominican at an upscale location is spend some pesos and upgrade her beforehand so that she will be more comfortable if she is not fly.

So we went back to the spot and I let girlfriend wait on me and drain my dick again.

The next day I got back with my girl from Bonao and since she didn’t hook me up with some pussy on the previous date I took her to Hooters at Bella Terra so that I could see what all of the fuss was about. It was a little after 2pm on a Monday when we got out there and sure enough the place was packed with tons of white collar Dominican women.

So we went into Hooters and I had to fight to keep my composure because unlike the states where you see a gang of skinny white girls with big tits, no hips or ass. In the DR it’s completely the opposite with chicks bangin’ in all three areas.

So we have some drinks and on the second round this fione waitress comes over to my table, camps out and starts asking me tons of questions in English while totally ignoring my date. I assumed that she was hating on my date because she was several shades lighter than her.

And although the waitress was bad and I was having a wonderful time checking her out while keeping a neutral expression on my face , I learned a long time ago that pussy in hand was better than pussy in the bush.

Meaning that I had a better chance fucking the one that I already went out with versus a female that may have only been interested in throwing salt into my game. I glanced over at my date on the fourth question and she appeared to be getting pissed as she was staring straight into the waitresses’ mouth.

I had the feeling that she was picking up some of the conversation so even though the waitress was hotter than my date, I blew off her next question and told her to tell my date that after she finished her drink that I wanted to take her somewhere nicer where we could relax.

The waitress got pissed, leaned back a bit in her chair and glared at me. “Tell her what I said”, I repeated again firmly. The waitress hesitated then slowly turned to my date and told her what I said and my date appeared to visibly relax and looked down in thought obviously liking the fact that I was recognizing her.

Since the gentlemanly nice route didn’t get me any ass with her, I switched tactics and went bad boy, googling my name and then went to the photos page. “Mi libra…”, I stated as I handed her my iPad so that she could see the covers of my erotic books with me on most of them.

Her eyebrows raised as she scrolled through the pictures then she gave me a sideways smile and said in broken English, “Mi like this job… Better than you day job.”

“Ohhhhh so you do speak English”, I exclaimed. To which she shook her head laughing and said, “Un poco.”

Then she got real animated, pointed at herself and said, “Mi en su libra?”

I replied on my iPad that she needed to pose a bit for me so I could see if she was sexy enough for one of my books and she jumped up and started poising for me.

So after taking some pics and video of her I told her that I wanted to do a photo shoot of her back at the hotel to which she joyfully agreed. So we left Hooters and went to an outdoor bar at Bella Terra where I put a few more drinks into her before taking her back to the spot for her “photo shoot”.

The only other thing that I want to touch on my trip was that I didn’t like hitting the ATM every day to get cash. Tons of sites strongly advised not pulling out the credit card so I didn’t but I was initially uncomfortable with someone noticing a routine of me going to the ATM.

However, I soon lost that discomfort because the bank that I visited everyday had a shotgun armed guard sitting in the door.

So that was my experience in the DR. You don’t need to be fluent in Spanish to get laid. Just do some leg work beforehand.

In closing, I’d like to make some observations about Roosh forum that I mentioned several times in this blog post. As I stated earlier, I found the site when researching how to approach Dominican women. It’s…allegedly…a site where players can share game.

However, the “game” that the majority of the dudes on that site use is playing the numbers game with one liners randomly hitting on as many women as they can until they get a bite and then trying to get them drunk to get into their panties.

That’s not game.

This is evidenced by most of them bragging about the 8-10s that they only want to hit once. Who would only want to do Hally Berry once if she opened her legs to you? Seriously?

They can only hit once because they get it with mind altering drugs and lack the…game…to continue to get it.

A true playa can finesse the panties off a female without getting her tore up and has the…game… to continue hitting it…even…when the female knows that he has other females on the side.

That’s…game.

So if you want to pick up on game you need to go somewhere else. However, there are a few tidbits on travel that you can find by browsing the forums.

That’s my two cents on Santiago. Good hunting.

www.euftis.com

 

MEGASUITS

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Rape Dream #erotica #advice #sexadvice

Daddy2

If you have a question for me, send an email with Daddy or some derivation thereof in the subject line.

Whose your Daddy?

Dear Daddy,

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility.

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the gym for a good two hours. My roommates will nag me about where Ive been this late at night.

I grab my things and start toward the door, I say goodnight to the guard and head out the gym. Its a little chilly and I wish that I had brought my jacket, instead of just wearing a sweatshirt and short-shorts.

I walk to my apartment complex and it's really dark and somewhat scary due to the trees blowing eerily in the wind but I'm used to it. I'm really anxious about what Im going to eat for dinner. For a college student I'm doing really with my eating habits.

I feel something behind me and I turn and look around but see nothing but a bunch of parked cars, apartment buildings and trees. I stand there for a moment and listen, nothing still. Shrugging my shoulders I keep walking and after a few feet more I again get the feeling like someone is watching me.

I pick up my pace and really start hurrying home forgetting how cold it is. I just want to get away from whoever is watching me. Seeing someone walking towards me I slow my pace and watch them closely since I'm not sure of their intentions.

The person approaches then passes and I stop to catch my breath and calm my racing heart. My breath is finally becoming steady and my heart has stopped its pounding, when I feel a hand slide over my ass and cup it. I gasp and the person tells me to shut the fuck up.

He says that I was asking for this because I was wearing my short-shorts. He slides his hand up and into my shorts and chuckles when he discovers I'm not wearing undies. He calls me a filthy slut and grabs my ass. I gasp and try to move away but he is too quick and strong.

He pulls me back against him and his hard cock pushes against my ass and his hand moves from my ass to cup my pussy. Im scared because I am about to be violated by a stranger!

I struggle harder against the man and he continues to restrain me seemingly without much effort. I'm panting and he laughs then pulls me off the sidewalk into the darkness between the trees. He pulls off my shorts and slides a finger in-between my pussy lips and groans when he discovers my piercing.

He tells me that Im a dirty whore for having my clit pierced. Then he slides a finger inside my pussy and I moan a little in pleasure. I bite my lip fighting back the uncontrolled feeling but its too late. He noticed and whispers into my ear that he likes how I moan.

He starts kissing my neck, and playing with my bra bound breast. His free hand slides under my shirt and cups my tummy, squeezing it and rubbing it. I feel his cock pulsing against my naked ass and then he pulls my shirt off as well.

I watch his hands as they roam my body and I moan again because he feels so good. He's touching me in all the right places and I don't have to tell him what to do. I hear a zipping sound and some rustling and I know he's undressing.

I turn and face him but I can't see his face...I just know he's white with a nice firm body. I look at his cock and smile. Its so fucking big and I wonder if I can fit it into my mouth.

I drop to my knees so I can suck him off and he pulls me back up gently by my hair and says, next time I just want a quick fuck right now. He pushes me against a tree and tells me to spread my ass cheeks for him. I do as he requests and I feel his mouth licking my ear as he slides his thick cock into my pussy.

It feels so good I start to forget I'm outside with a rapist fucking me. He yanks my bra straps down and uncovers my exposed nipples with his big hands. They pull and pinch, squeeze and tug as his dick slides in and out of me hard and fast. I'm moaning like crazy and I can hear him moaning in my ear.

He tells me how wet I am and how he loves the sounds I'm making. He's tells me his name and I open my mouth to tell him mine when suddenly I wake up. I'm in my bed, no sex, and no rapist.

I have tons of dreams like this, and I would like to know what they mean. Why is it that my daily life in my dreams ends up like this? And what should I do about it?

Anime1989

Anime1989

I love interpreting women's dreams when they are like this. Lets take a look and see whats going on in your subconscious. First lets identify the key elements in your dream. They are as follows:

Gym Darkness Being watched Pursuit Big Dick Rape Oral Sex

As Ive stated in previous dream interpretations that I have done, never take a symbol at its face value. This is what I think your dream is telling you. The first symbol in your dream was the gym and this indicates that you need to apply the things that you have learned and incorporate them into your daily life.

The darkness in your dream symbolizes that you need to keep your temper in check. You have the tendency let your emotions get out of control and lose your temper.

The being watched component suggests that you are feeling confined in your work environment or a personal relationship. You feel you are lacking a sense of privacy. While the pursuit aspect indicates that you are refusing to acknowledge a certain viewpoint or idea.

To see a penis in your dream signifies sexual energy, power, aggression, and fertility. To see and exceptionally large penis, suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido.

Dreams of rape are dreams of violence. As a dreamer, you may find yourself as an aggressor, victim, or spectator to the crime. In dreams of this nature, your role and feelings about the others in the event are crucial to understanding the meaning of the dream. If you have recurring dreams of being the victim of rape, you should try to determine if post-traumatic stress is a factor in your dreams.

If that's not the case, then the rape aspect could just denote your need to be desired. The fantasy provides an excuse for you to do the things that the rapist (i.e., your ego) really wants you do.

You also expressed a desire in the dream to, drop to your knees and suck him off To dream that you are giving or receiving oral sex signifies your willingness to give or receive pleasure. It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you are headed in the right direction in life.

Without knowing your past I would venture that you are a tad bit at war with yourself dear but coming to the realization that you're a freak. If you're in a relationship with someone now you're dreams are telling me that they ain't givin' it to you like you want it. If they are capable then open your mouth and tell him how you want it. If he cant slang some dick then retire his ass and hire someone that can.

There is a very bad gurl in you that's just dying to come out and play. Let her. Stop repressing your true nature . If you see a dick that makes your mouth water...suck it. See a dick you want to fuck...fuck it.

Stop waiting for a rapist to come take that pussy, slap that phat ass and call you a bitch. You know you want it. Go out and get it.

Whose your Daddy?





Saturday, July 14, 2012

Who's your Daddy? | 42 and horny!

 

Dear Daddy,


I’m a 42yr old woman who was married and faithful for 21yrs. I was use to having some form of sexual contact with my husband at least 5 days a week. It didn’t matter if we were happy, sad, mad or glad, I didn’t believe in withholding sex. I never let my husband leave the house without making him cum.

I tell you this because we our now separated due to unforeseen circumstances and have been for 2yrs, and I’m having a real difficult time not having sex. By no means at all am I still in love with my ex although we remain very close friends with no benefits.  

 It would be simple to just have sex with him but I don’t want or need the drama. I do however miss sex so much I masturbate everyday. The only relationship I seek is a friend with benefits. Someone to hangout with and have sex on occasion. He also has to understand and except the fact that I want to enjoy being single for a while.

This seems to be my dilemma because I don’t seem to attract anyone. I don’t know if it is because I still give off the “I’m married don’t talk to me vibe,” or if I don’t show enough interest. I’m at a loss as to how to get a man to at the very least want to have sex with me.

I’m smart, funny and although I’m not a size 2, I still look good and take pride in my appearance. Though my job and family are very demanding I set aside time to sign up at dating sites and I go with my out single friends at least once a week.  I just don’t know what more to do. Two years without sex is driving me insane!!

Please Help!!

 

Sexless in Sacramento

Hey Sexless,

No sex for the last two years? You poor horny thing!   I'm sorry to hear that darlin' let's see if I can help you out.

So you feel that you are smart, funny and attractive with some nice equipment but you're not attracting anyone?  That sends off a huge red flag for me. 

You need a complete makeover...
You need to change your routine...

First off, men are visual creatures.  Now a true predator such as myself loves discovering gold transforming women who don't have a clue that they are hot.

However, gentlemen with a discerning eye such as myself are rare and far between.  With that said you need to present yourself so that you will be noticed by the typical male.

Start off by getting your hair done.  If you wear a wig...  Throw it away.  If you wear weave...  Take that shit out.  Get your hair done!

Although men will tolerate fake hair from a woman that's hot we prefer natural hair.  So you need to eliminate as many negatives as you can that keep you from being noticed.

Find a gay man that can cut and tell him that you are his pallet to be as creative as he wishes.  Let him create whatever image that he wishes out of you and....keep the style up!

I don't care if he cuts all your hair off...wear the style that he creates for you!

Next, if you currently wear makeup then stop.  You're not putting it on right.  Don't fret with my bluntness.  Daddy got tuff love.

Go to your local Mac counter and get a small assortment of lip gloss.  Wear it at all times!

Nothing turns on a man more when he's talking to a woman than looking at her luscious lips coated with gloss and imagining his dick in her mouth.  Wear it!

Next is the hands and feet.  Get them done regularly and keep it simple putting a clear polish on your fingers and toes. That way you can maintain your digits yourself if your cash is strapped.

Finally, you need to get the wardrobe in order.  Seek the aid of a stylish friend or relative and empower them to weed out (ie, throw away) all male repulsing shoes and clothing.

After she's thrown all your crap away, have her match together your remaining items into outfits that are acceptable to getting a man's attention.  Always...wear your clothing in an...approved...combination.  Yes, I know that you will feel like a toddler putting on a garanimal.  To bad.  Because right now you're not putting your shit together right.  Suck it up!  Tuff love. Remember?

Be sure to take your fashion adviser with you when you go shopping for new clothing until your build your own sense of fashion.

So...  Now you got the hair, clothing, shoes together the next step is to change your routine.

People are creatures of habit and have a weekly routine that they go through (ie, go to work, eat lunch, use the bathroom etc).

Since you have a routine, you're going to continuously run into the same people that have the same routine as you.  So if you want to increase the odds of getting some dick you need to vary your routine.

Start attending the evening service at church.  Instead of shopping at the Kroger around the corner from your house, go to the one 15 minutes away.  Find new restaurants to eat and visit your usual hang outs at different times.

By constantly varying your routine you will run into different men and exponentially increase your chances of getting some dick.

Now you can also step up your online game.  Delete all of your profile pics and have your fashion adviser or a man that wants to fuck you have a little photo shoot.  Pose as...they...instruct you and then candidly change the description of your profile to denote what you want (ie, looking for a man to kick it with and have sex). 

Follow my instructions and you will get more dick than you can handle.  Don't follow them if your fond of continuing to play with yourself.

Who's your Daddy?

 

Saturday, June 23, 2012

17 Ways Women fail In Bed by Lisa Rivera

1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down.

2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle.

3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.

4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion." Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak in whole sentences.

5. CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face, don't close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union and love with him. Semen is not likely to cause permanent blindness in most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his happiness.

6. POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.

7. HANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises with out thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.

8. BEING SHY: Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you love It. If you don't like it that much, still offer it as you can quite easily play with yourself as he rams away.

9. BEING A DRIP: You always have tissues in your bag, use them to clean his sheets and any ball bag drippage if you have misbehaved and not swallowed everything.

10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.

11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.

12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.

13. BEING POSSESSIVE: If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at a time don't sneer at or reject his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he's a real man he's probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn something from her to keep your man really happy.

14. NOT KEEPING YOUR HAIR ON: Don't shave all your pubic hair off. It makes your snatch look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At best, it looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you want to trim, go for a nice sexy racing stripe in the manner favored by the Playboy models that your man would rather be shagging.

15. SPITTING IT OUT: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and get his aim right into your mouth, it is rude to spit it out without savoring taste and gluey texture. You should play with semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like "I love it when you come in my mouth" makes for a happy finale to fun and games.

16. BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if a)sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or b)you managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role in sex is far more demanding than a woman's so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.

17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm after-sex glow to seek favors or make requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask, "Do you think I should buy that dress, skirt, sofa, Mercedes, country cottage?" There is a name for the practice of mixing sex with material gain - prostitution.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Who's your Daddy? - Dealing with Trifling Skanks

 

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It's time for another installment of, "Who’s your Daddy?".  Advice from little ole me.  If you got a problem or issue and you're interested in my unique viewpoint, just shoot me an email with "Daddy" or some derivation thereof in the subject line.

 

I was cleaning up some old files and found these old posts.  Enjoy.

 

Pappi,

 

Who Took The Black MAN out of RoMANce?

 

My best friend and I were talking on the phone last night. We were discussing that movie "Something New" with Sanaa Lathan and all the good reviews it received. She also brought up a good point, white men know how to romance a woman and black men don't. We started comparing notes and they started coming together. White men know how to go out on dates and actually not want anything but a kiss in return. Black men pay for your dinner and want some ass in return to compensate. White men open doors, compliment you, and treat you like a precious jewel. Black men let you fend for yourself and call it "Being independent". White men will wait until you are ready to be intimate so they can plan everything perfectly. Black men would screw you in the back of their car if you let them, if you won't they get mad and never call again. Have black men gotten so bad that they just don't care about making a woman fell like the Nubian queens that we are? Or have black women made such a bad reputation for themselves that black men feel like they can treat us any kind of way? What do you think?

 

DarkNLovely

 

 

DarkNLovely,

 

Hmmmmmmmm.... Where do I begin?

 

First off you made a general comparison of white and black men. That ain‘t cool. There are just as many white dawgs as black so you shouldn't have gone there.

 

Second. I'm very curious as to what type of date that you are. What do I mean by this? I'm going to digress for a bit, but you'll get the point.

 

Third. I would only date a woman who I am sexually attracted to and want to have some sort of relationship with. I'm a typical black male.

 

Women who date a man like me are in two categories. 1) Attracted to me as much if not more than I am attracted to them, or 2) looking for someone to…take them out…

 

I peep the later…real…quick. Wanna know how?

 

I'm a good date in that I got money, I have class, I'm educated, and can carry a decent conversation.

 

I'm all about romance. I'll pick you up...take you somewhere nice and different and show you a very good time. After…the date if a woman is attracted to you she will want to have some form of communication with you to get to know you better.

 

However, a woman who only wants to…use…a man to take her out, will call you up and say something like this..."You got time for me? You do? Take me to Chez Expensive!”

 

Get the picture? This type of woman is a hooka. And should be treated as such. She is not a lady that you are courting. She's a wanna be playette tryin' to get over with her looks, because she can't manage her bills to pay her own way. Feel me?

 

Whenever a woman has stepped to me like this and if I wanted to fuck her ass I would…break shit down to her with a quickness!

 

If you want me to take you out to Chez Expensive you best be ready to drop your drawers when we leave.

 

I wouldn’t say it quite so cold but you get the picture. If you want something you have to give something. A woman like this expects to be treated like a queen when she does absolutely nothing for the man in return (ie, call only when she asks the man to take her out, never offers to take the man out, never asks the man over just to chill or talk, never wants to visit the man to chill or talk, and heaven forbid if he asks for sex or seeks some form or intimacy).

 

A woman that I am mutually feeling/giving to I have no issues with treating as the lady that she is. It's circular. The more you give the more she wants to give to you and the giving turns to love.

 

A hooka engages in a business transaction. You want to be taken out to someplace nice by somebody that you‘re not really feelin‘? Cool. Then don't trip when he is ready to bend you ova in the back seat of his car so he can fuck ya.

 

You want to be treated like a queen? Then act like one.

 

Who’s your Daddy!

 

 

 

Question: E, how do you deal with broads who call you up actin like they want to hook up and then try to flip it so that you end up taken them out?

 

FuckDesHos,

 

 

FuckDesHos,

 

LOL…the old bait and switch huh? I love it when they do that shit. First let me start off by saying that it’s cool in…moderation…if your woman, someone you’re really feelin’ or a woman you got history with and you’re missin’ a bit steps to you and asks you to take them out.

Good black women are queens and should be treated as such. But like I said, it’s cool in…moderation. If they abuse that privilege…check their ass!

 

However, women that you’re just kickin’ it with, casually fuckin’, or just getting to know have…no rights whatsoever! Check their ass immediately and with extreme prejudice!  To give you an example on how to do this, I dug around in my archive log and pulled up an old conversation that I had.

 

t : hey u got some free time on Friday

Daddy : yes

t : 4 me

Daddy : yes

Daddy : what do you have in mind?

t : take me to Buluga’s

(Now she just fucked up! I assumed she just wanted to come over or me go to her place and she tried to flip it to me taking her to Buluga’s. This chick was just someone I…KickedItWith…upon occasion. Buluga’s is an upscale bar/restaurant where at a minimum you’re going to break off at least $100. I wasn’t feelin’ her like that! However, “I “ did feel like going out that Friday for a bit and she did have a phat ass so I presented her with an alternative before I…checked her ass…)

Daddy : Mmmmm…I don’t think so…

t : ohhhhhhh I see

t : just a visit huh?

Daddy : no…why don’t we go to the levy

t : ok

Daddy : see a movie

(See how nice I’m being to her trifling ass? )

t : ok

t : the funny bone is out there to

t : I heard Bernie Mack will be there this Friday

t : u need 2 rsvp

(Okay now she has up and lost her damn mind! Tickets for B. Mac…at least $40 each…drinks….another $40...and you know her ass woulda walked out the house without eatin’ shit talkin’ ‘bout…“I’s huuuuungry”! Which means we would be talkin’ $200-$300! For your woman…if she’s actin’ right…yes! But for her ass! Who the fuck did she think she was dealin’ with?

Now when a woman throws a ball in the air like that to see if you will catch it if you don’t want to be bothered with her ass what you do is…nothing! Don’t say shit. This technique works even better when she has the nerves to throw out some shit like that in your face. Just stare at them blankly until they start a new line of conversation.

She just made a statement. She didn’t ask you question. So you don’t have to comment. The smart ones will take the hint and move on but the dumb ones…check their ass!

I didn‘t respond and went back to work while merrily humming the song, Chicken Heads, in honor of her…

About fifteen minutes later she buzzed me…)

Buzz

t : r u there

Daddy : yeap

t : did u check it out

(She just thought I was going to drop every damn thing I was doing and make a reservation! Can you believe this shit? Okay. It‘s time to stop being nice.)

Daddy : check what out?

t : about the funny bone

Daddy : no

Daddy : why should I?

t : because u have to rsvp

Daddy : I didn’t say I wanted to go there

Daddy : are you suggesting that we do?

t : my bad

Daddy : ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Daddy : so you were…'suggesting'…that we do go there?

t : I thought that was what we where discussing

Daddy : no

Daddy : I thought you were just sharing information

Daddy : and I was listening

Daddy : fyi, for future reference sweetie…

Daddy : by all means suggest whatever you want AND set it up if you're paying  

Daddy : but if your not paying for shit sweetie…

Daddy : you can make the decision to go or not go

Daddy : to where ever I chose  to take you

Daddy : so if you don’t want to go

Daddy : to the movies on Friday

Daddy : you just let me know sweetie…

Daddy : okay?

Daddy : are we clear on that? I just want you to know how I operate

Daddy : I hate confusion

Daddy : I’m sure you appreciate that…

(It took her about ten minutes before she replied.)

t : SURE I HEAR YA!

(“Awwww…she writin’ in big letta’s…she…maaaaad at me…”, I thought. )

t : R U BUSY ON SAT

Daddy : depends

Daddy : are you gonna ask me to take you out again?

t : NO I WAS GOING TO INVITE U TO A SUPRISE 50TH BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I WAS TAKING U OUT

Daddy : what time dear?

(Now that I checked her ass I decided to be sweet again.)

Daddy : I think that would be fun

t : 8:00pm

Daddy : never did a surprise party before

Daddy : I would love to T

Daddy : I like your company

t : OK IT IS AT THE GREENWRICH IN WALNUT HILLS

Daddy : you're not coming to get me?

Daddy : thought you were takin’ me out?

t : I SURE WILL

Daddy : thank you baby

Daddy : MmmmmmWhaaaaaa!!!!

t : NO PROMBLEM

t : I TELL U…U CAN BE JUST AS PLESENT ONE MIN AND A MUG THE NEXT!

 

Who’s your Daddy?

 

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