Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Don't Buy Amazon.com. Fear it.

As a publisher ... like...Amazon because it is a vehicle for income and as a Customer I...love...them for thier convience and cost.  However, as an investor I...hate...Amazon because they are an online version of Walmart killing companies and reducing jobs.

 

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

#soafx FX is yet another stupid network tying to resist technology.

I've purchased and streamed every season of SOA from Amazon but last night when I attempted to purchase the current episode it wasn't available.  It appears that FX only liscensed the first nine episodes.

 

Apparently, FX is doing this because they think that people are stupid enough to pay for cable or $40+ for blu ray/DVD.

 

Pissed that I couldn't purchase the latest episode of my show, I did a google search and three minutes later I watched it in hidef for...FREE.  Since I can't purchase the show the way that I want, I will watch the...rest...of the season for...FREE.

 

Stop trying to force people to consume your product in ways that they don't want.  You'll make more money that way...

A playa has four different types of girls...

A Playa has 4 different types of girls...

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

 

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1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

 

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2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

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3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for
A few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.Com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

 

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4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

 

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Pretty girls can't fuck!

Guys love pretty girls, or course right? But what is the one common complaint that men have about pretty girls. Don't know? The answer is Pretty Girls Can't Fuck. That's right. You see 99% of pretty women think they don't have to move in bed. They think all they have to do is lie there and get fucked. We like to call them Pillow Princesses. Most pretty women swear they can fuck because the guys that hit it told them it was good. No ladies. The real truth is that since you look good, the guy had a great visual while hitting it. Your looks were the sole reason he enjoyed it. Your fucking skills however were not.

 

Here are the signs of a woman that can't fuck:

 

 

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Kobo makes a move into digital publishing

Toronto-based Kobo is quickening its pace in the contest to capture the emerging global market for e-book sales and service, having matched U.S. rival and market leader Amazon.com by announcing its own low-cost tablet reader earlier this month and, this week, unveiling plans to publish new titles under its own imprint.

 

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