Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Erotic Revenge, how tasty! by Diva G

Revenge-Between My Lover's Legs is wildly erotic and so naughty! I could not stop reading it! The characters were so interesting, and the plot intriguing... I found myself wishing to be Michelle no Lvette, no Michelle... Well you get my point!

Euftis is a very gifted man, in more ways than one... Do yourelf a favor and purchase this book or purchase the E-book in any event rush and buy! Oh by the way do not sleep on ANY of Euftis Emery's work. If you see his name, hop on it! Mmmm, mmm, mmm GooooooD!

Got to go, reading "Ghetto Gur Memoirsl", by who? Euftis, of course!


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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Mixx Ultra Lounge : Now that's what I call service although the spot does not need to be in Cincinnati!


Mixx is my spot in Cincinncinnati.  I stop by often after work for dinner and for a change of atmosphere when I want to write.  I love Mixx because it is located downtown all of five minutes from my home and sports a diverse crowd in ultra conservative (and boring Cincinnati).  Mixx makes a stylish first impression with the curved sushi bar in the front window and a water feature on the way to the dining tables of the first floor.  It is comprised of three floors in total with bars, DJ and private seating on each floor.

It is truly an "Ultra" lounge because with all of the floors and private areas on each floor Mixx rocks a multi club environment that on packed nights has something for everyone.  One of my personal favorive VIP rooms contains hi def tv's mointed on the walls, hi-end leather funritur and a stripper pole in the middle of the room.

The food at Mixx "was" diverse offering everything from a full sushi bar, Sirloin Kabobs, Seaside Prawns , Pineapple Kabobs, Signature Mixx wings, catfish nuggets, grilled talapia and a mish-mash of appetizer dishes.  I said...was...diverse because I went to the spot last night and after being greeted by several of the staff and asked "where had I been" (I hadn't been there in over a month) I ordered my usual of the Mixx Signature Wings with mixed vegitables.


The owner of the club looked at me with a dumb funded look on her face and said, "Ummmm...we don't serve the mixed veggies anymore."


"GetOuttaHere", was my immediate reply.  "Well then give me the rice pilaf with it."


"Ummmmm...we don't serve that anymore either", the owner told me sadly.


Wondering what the hell was going on, the owner then handed me a updated menu which only had burgers, Mixx wings, and the only sides where french fries and onion rings.  "He don't want that", one of the servers who regularly took my order said shaking her head.


The owner then explained that they had to scale down the menu substantially because the majority of the patrons to the club didn't order the dinners or side items.  So they substantially downgraded the menu for the Cincinnati crowd. 


I just shook my head.  "These nigga's don't eat vegitables", I exclaimed.


"You know what", the owner repied patting me on the hand.  "I got you.  We should have some rice or vegitables in the back.  I got you."


Fifteen minutes later they brought out a beutiful plate with the signature wings, mixed veggies and even through in some garlic bread for a brotha.  I really appreciated the customer service giving me what I wanted even though they no longer served it on the menu.

In the future, I guess I'll have to get sushi when I want something to eat at the Mixx.  That is if the cheap ass Cincinnati supports it so the Mixx won't have to shut that down as well.  C'mon Cincinnati!





Saturday, December 18, 2010

Gettin' a REAL Nigga... (by Ila Blu)

I can't give it all away but if you ask me I will always be true as I know it.....

For years women have been printing lists, manuals and recently full-length novels dedicated solely to helping other women get men. Women have been studying and practicing these lessons to many degrees of success as far as getting a man. Any man. These tips are specifically for ladies who like real niggas(R.N). If you don't know what a R.N is then these tips probably aren't for you. But if you know you like macks, playas and the occasional "pimpish" nigga here are a few commonly over looked suggestions for improving your game when dealing with the above average nigga.

First tip; Be cool.
You have to maintain some aloofness even when you are super attracted to a man. If he cant keep it cool i.e. he acts like its love at first sight re-evaluate if this is the "nigga" you want. A R.N. will always keep it cool that's why you want him. If he can't chances are there is some B.N. (bitch nigga) in him.

Don't ever ask a man who he is "dealing with" i.e. fucking. There are SO many rules and applications to this rule but I will keep it short and sweet here. Two reasons; first, you should assume under the rule of three that everybody is "dealing" with someone. You probably are "talking" to a few niggas yourself and if that's true, you never want to put you in a position to lie. A R.N. will sense this and immediately downgrade you to potential "jump-off". Don't ever ask a question you don't want to be asked back or set yourself up to tell lie.

If a man asks you a question don't ever hesitate to not answer. Sometimes we ask questions just to ask questions not because we really want to know the answers. So to break yourself of this habit break other people. Stop asking the questions you would not want to answer yourself. Most women spend so much time talking about themselves and why they are so wonderful you give the man enough time to see exactly what is not so great about you right off. You can' be a good listener because you talk too much. Basically you cant "peep" what's up with him because you are telling what's up with you. So *rule* don't talk so much. Spend time asking him questions to get to know him( not the forbidden questions). Real questions, then really listen. He eventually will tell you (or show you) everything you need to know.
Which brings me to the second tip; Be into HIM.

Although the first date or meeting is an opportunity to feel a person out, do just that. FEEL them out. Look him in the eyes. Watch his mannerisms. Check out his shoes, his watch and check out what he's noticing about you. Do give him a compliment if your moved to. Most importantly, listen. To him, not your internal dialogue.

Rule of engagement number three; Quit trying to "work with" every nigga.
Again ladies yes, we are responsible for the relationship we have with our man but that does not mean that every nigga that seems to be a good one but just has 'a few flaws' does not mean you have to be the one to work with him. Once you make up in your mind that you will work with a nigga your vibe changes to attract many of the niggas that need work. Men are hunters too they sense weakness just like we do so they tend to go for the chicks they don't have to be one hundred with. Make up in your mind a reasonable list of things you want a man to do or have the potential for and stick to it but allow for certain variables i.e. undeniable attraction(try to keep cool!). 

Now as women we claim to know allot of things but the one thing we need to know and except is often times the hardest lesson of all. Tip number four; KNOW when you're wrong.

Emphasis on the 'know' part. Now admitting when your wrong is a whole different lesson we will get into at a later time. Right now let's focus on the small of just knowing. Many women have false impressions of what a man would put up with or should take from a women usually due to poor advice or sad examples of women around them. Just put everything that sister so and so at church(who's never even seen a dick)told you and your auntie that can NEVER keep a man around (unless its after dark) right out of your head( will explain about listening to other bitches). There are many things that a real woman can and would never want to do to a R.N and there is certain shit that you do not want a R.N to have to do.

If you fuck up and pursue a line of questioning that you shouldn't be on i.e. who he fucking or was fucking and that man looks you real hard in the eye and tells you to a.) straight up drop that shit or (which is worse) b.) He looks at you right in the eye and asks you if you really want to go there? If he does either of these things and it gives you pause, ladies, take the pause to think. First of all do you really want to go there? I mean is YOUR shit straight. If you know you dont have any unexplained lapses in time or that you HAVE been on your job of sucking this man off atleast two to three times a week and you been letting him hit the ass at least once a month...then you may precede at your own risk.

But if know your shit is not right i.e. you been "talking" to other men, you have let someone else take you out, or you have been fucking some else, TRUST when he says drop it. Because you will be getting yourself into a catch 22 situation. If you know he has reason to suspect you, he does. Men are not women they are not going to run to you with every lil thing, they going to let it build up into something big like when you bring up some shit to him (that you shouldn't) he will then bust you with it. So if you now you are not right, let it go.

I know your not gonna want to do that. Hell, some of us do not know how to let shit go. Whatever you do don't get indignant. Why you might ask? Don't try to act all offended If he suggests that your shit is not clean and please, please, please, do not make the mistake of demanding an apology for him suggesting such a thing. You will be worse off which ever way you go because you have now put him the position to have to bust you on GP (general principal).

You really don't want him to apologize if you know your wrong because in the end you will loose respect for him. Anytime we get something we know we don't deserve we don't appreciate it and eventually will loathe the person who gave it so freely.****BITCH NIGGA ALERT****
A R.N will not apologize regardless of how indignant we act if he knows we don't deserve it. Only a B.N would apologize just for the sake of keeping the peace. A R.N knows when he tells you to drop that shit, you will KNOW to drop it.

Last and finally on the EXTREMELY short list of how you can instantly up your game; Suck more dick.

There are so many sub-lessons to this one I am really doing an injustice to you ladies only giving you the abbreviated version but here I go. There are are certain things you have to do sexually to keep a R.N, seriously ladies. First of all you need to suck his dick. Not once or twice but at least twice a week. I know allot of ladies are like I don't suck dick. Ok, but I bet your the same ladies that I hear constantly complain that your man cheats on you. If a man tells you he wants a woman that sucks his dick and lets him fuck her in the ass, that's what he wants. Now just because you tell him you don't do that and he STILL sees you does not mean he has learned to "deal with out it". It means he gets it somewhere else. Anything you won't do there is a skank bitch that will. So you don't have to suck any dick or give up the ass as long as you don't trip when he "cheats".

Ladies, you can not break a real nigga sexually. Why would you want to?! If he tells you there is something that he needs sexually and you tell him he can't get it he will. From someone else.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The 11 Best Cities for Telecommuters See full article from DailyFinance: http://srph.it/fIGz83

I don't know how Cinci scored so high on this list:


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Ghetto Girl Memoirs by Euftis Emery

Ignored by her mother and abused by her father Angela, (aka Angel Dust) learns at a very early age that she has a body that men will do and pay anything to get. This knowledge serves her well when she is kicked out to live on her own at sixteen with a baby.

Angel Dust shares her pain, failures, victories, lusts and loves in her ghetto girl memoir.

I met Angel Dust at one of my book signings in Indianapolis, Indiana. She came over to my table curious because she had never met an author. She asked me about my books, and after finding out that I wrote in the genera of erotica she was intrigued. She then asked for details on the stories and became very intrigued when I shared that they were reality based and not fiction.

At that point, she and I knew that we were kindred spirits. Explorers in the realm of experience. In other words…freaks. We shared some of our experiences and as we talked I realized that I had to have Dust’s story.

She ended up buying Off the Chain and I signed it with something nice and juicy. A couple of months went by and I got an email from Angel Dust. She told me that she loved my book and that she was going to run out and get all the other ones.

She wrote a wonderful review for me on Amazon and we kept in touch emailing each other every now and then. Two years went by and Dust asked me to review the rough draft of her first book that shared a bit of her life story.

After reading two paragraphs I was hooked and begged Dust to let me publish her work. However, encouraged to write about her experiences by reading my work, she was not as comfortable as I in publishing it.

Angel Dust wasn’t comfortable with me publishing her work but I didn’t give up. Each year I would ask and each year she would turn me down. Finally, instead of publishing her, I suggested that she let me buy the rights to her story outright and she agreed.

It took me six years to bring Angel Dust’s story to all of you… I hope you enjoy it.

Euftis Emery

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

My hardwork is paying off.

I now hold the 8th, 12th, and 22nd rank in African American Erotica on Amazon.

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Monday, March 8, 2010

Whose your Daddy Episode #1

Euftis interprets a woman's reoccurring dream.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Men Cry in the Dark by Micheal Baisden

Ummmm....probably because this book is tedious to read... The only reason that I bothered to finish it was because I made the mistake in purchasing it.

Other reviewers called the male characters in his book "one dimensional", to me they read like they were on the downlow. Call me a homophob all you want, but I ain't huggin' up on another man and definitely not one I just met.

I was extremely irritated reading this book because the characters were just flat out unrealistic. For instance, the main character supposedly grew up in the ghetto but had lines like, "...just look at that magnificent view outside my hotel window...". huh?????

In the immortal lexis of "Blaine and Antoine" I have two words for this book. Hated it!

Euftis Emery
Author of Off the Chain

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Pandora's Box by Allison Hobbs

Allison Hobbs came to my attention when Amazon.com began offering her book Insatiable with mine. Curious, I then picked up Pandora's Box to become familiar with her writing style and finished reading it on a round trip flight to Portland, Oregon.

I expected Pandora's Box to be a raunchy romp of sex, money, sex, drugs, and more sex since the book revolves around a prostitute who works in a modern day whore house. However, I was surprised to find that the book is an intense drama that illustrates how women from all walks of life (I.e., white, black, educated, welfare recipient, sanctified and heathen) can get caught up, chewed up, and spit out by the prostitution game.

My only regret reading this book is that Allison leaves far to much to the imagination with the sex scenes for my tastes (ya'll know I'm nasty...). Therefore, if you are looking for a volcanic erotic read...Pandora's Box...is not it.

However, if you are looking for a riveting story that will make you think. This is the book for you. It will force you to look at yourself and ask the question, "...what would I do...if I hit rock bottom." Excellent read!

Euftis Emery
Author of Off the Chain


Monday, March 1, 2010

Confessions of a Video Vixen

This is a very sad story of someone who never got their
life together. Life is not one big continuous party and it's
unfortunate that Supahead probably still does not
understand this. I started this review stating that it is a
very sad story. However, I don't find the story sad
because of the trials of Ms. Head. I find it impossible to
feel sorry for someone who makes the same mistakes
again and again.

This story is sad because I feel very sorry for the child
that was birthed by this woman. I won't
say...raised...because a woman who would
leave her child at the doorstep of a physically abusive
father or leave for days and even weeks at a time on
X-tab binging parties is not a mother. I found Supahead's
behavior in regards to her child reprehensible. But what
can you expect? A trollop is as a trollop does.

Euftis Emery
Author of Off the Chain

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Sunday, February 28, 2010

A Taste of Sin by Fiona Zedde

Zedde tells a mesmeric tale of lust set in the backdrop of Miami. I am attracted to erotica in which I can potentially expand my own sexual horizons by learning something new or have a voyeuristic peek into things that I am incapable of experiencing (ie, lesbian relationships).

I read this book wide eyed. Like a young boy who falls upon his fathers nudie magazine collection for the first time as he thumbs through the pages quickly while keeping both ears open and glancing over his shoulder repeatedly hoping that they don't get caught.

Fiona does not give us a...taste...of sin. Ohhh no! She stuffs the reader with a banquet of it. I must say after reading this book I am...very...satisfied. However, although I enjoyed the intensity, passion, and remorseless...sinning...of the women that Ms. Zedde created in this hedonistic tale. I am more impressed with Fiona's writing style. At times her words literally dance on the page with a life of their own.

It's official. I am now a Fiona Zedde fan. Great book. Great writer. Five stars.

Euftis Emery
Author of Off the Chain

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Smashwords is kinda stupid.

Smashwords is a distribution service like LULU for independent authors. Unlike LULU, however, Smashwords focus is on ebooks and they can be used to distribute your books to Barnes & Nobles, Sony, Kobo and Amazon.

I looked at Smashwords as a distributor because both Barnes & Nobles, Sony and Kodo won't let independents distribute directly to them. Plus I want to publish my ebooks on as many electronic ereaders as possible for use on my beloved IPad when it ships. So I setup an account and after following their rigid editing standards for ebooks, I had a Smashwords version of my latest books "Revenge - Between my lover's legs..." and "Off the Chain Sampler" in Word format that I uploaded for conversion.

Smashwords converted my books and then demanded that I remove the images from my books and change my book covers because they felt they were too sexual in nature. I was offended to say the least because all of my books are already in print and neither Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or Borders ever expressed...any...issues with my content.

I was doubly pissed off because Smashwords is a 'distributor' not a 'publisher' so they are way out of bounds trying to dictate to an author about their content. I fumed for several days and then did some research and found out how to directly distribute my books to Kobo. I already distribute my books to Amazon so that eliminated two ticks that I needed for Smashwords.

I did some additional research but couldn't find a way to go direct to B&N and Sony without Smashwords. So after fuming so more I removed the images that Smashwords had their panties in a bunch about and changed the cover they found offensive. So to distribute with Smashwords I'll be forced to have two separate versions of all my books.

I thought that was bad and then Smashwords announced that the Style Guide's requirements will change in the future. So after going through a tedious revision process once I may have to go through yet another all over again. I don't think so.

The...second...that B&N and Sony get their shit together and allow publishers to directly upload titles to their sites I will be getting rid of Smashwords as a middle man.

Independent authors and publishers are looking for inexpensive and easy methods to offer their products to market. Smashwords advantage is providing a portal for the distribution to multiple marketing channels. However, being anal about an author's content when they are only providing distribution services and having shifting and tedious editing standards will cause authors to view Smashwords as more problems than what they are worth.

Smashwords could have become a major force in the new age of book publishing. But alas, like all companies with an excellent product at the right time with stupid management they are doomed to failure.

Like I said, Smashwords is kinda stupid.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Author "Ms. Downlow's" review of my book Revenge - Between my lover's legs...

5.0 out of 5 stars Humorous and Sexy!, February 18, 2010
By ms. downlow "ms. downlow" (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews
I read this in one night after downloading the preview, which literally made me laugh out loud. I applaud Euftis Emery's creativity. He manages to make his characters seem like folks you know. I especially love that he makes himself the main character in the novel, and tells you from the outset what you can do if you don't like his decision to do so.

Even better, the sex here is hot, and each scene is unique from the one before. No repetitive phrases, just fresh, hot, sexy action. This is about a man getting his and delivering pleasure to every women he does. I love this story, although it could use a little more editing. I'm a perfectionist about spelling, but this is the first and only novel that I enjoyed so much that the minor errors didn't detract from the work. Bravo Euftis, I will be checking out more of your work!

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Whose your Daddy?

If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation in the subject line.


I had a dream that I don't understand. I hope that you can help me. i was wearing a red nightie, no panties and
i was in a room, with two couches, facing each other. Each counch had 3 or 4 guys sitting on it. I didn't know any of them and they were all asleep, dressed in shirts, ties and dress slacks.

Their pants were all unzipped,with their "man parts" hanging out. I straddled one guy, facing him, and his
dick got hard and i rode him for awhile and at some point i put a blanket over his lap.

I also remember driving around a parking lot, having a hard time finding a space. When I did find a space, i parked and went into an auditorium, which was only about half full.

i remember freight train cars on tracks outside the auditorium door, and seeing the numbers 4 and 5.

You know... i wonder why i am always dreaming weird shit like thise. You think i need professional help?
And i'm very serious.

Dear Very Serious,

Although you just may have chalked this up as a 'weird' dream in actuality this dream speaks volumes about things going on in your subconscious. As in all dreams you must first identify the symbols in your dream before you can make sense of it.

You had a number of symbols in your dream and they are as follows:

1) Lingerie
2) Couch
3) Strangers who were asleep
4) Dress shirts and pants
5) Penis(s)
6) Sex
7) Blanket
8) Driving
9) Garage
10) Freight Train
11) Auditorium
12) Numbers 4 and 5

To dream that you are wearing lingerie, represents your sexual identity, body image and your self-esteem. You may finally be recognizing and acknowledging an aspect of yourself that was not previously expressed.

To see or dream that you are on a couch, represents rest, relaxation, laziness or boredom. It may also mean you need to clear you mind and thoughts. Consider also who is on the couch with you as the dream may also have sexual connotations.

To see a stranger in your dream, symbolizes the part of yourself that is repressed and hidden.

To dream that you are sleeping, denotes peace of mind. Alternatively, it may also mean that you are ignorant and not fully aware of the conditions and circumstances around you. If you are sleeping with a stranger, suggests that you are avoiding some issue or situation that is being symbolized by the stranger. Perhaps you are refusing to recognize a negative aspect of yourself.

To see others sleeping, is often a reflection of yourself and your own unconscious mind. It is indicative of how you may not be alert or informed about a particular situation.

To see or wear pants in your dream, suggests that you are questioning your role in some situation. Consider the material and color of the pants for additional interpretation. Alternatively, the dream may be hinting at some sexual matter.

To dream of a shirt, refers to your emotions or some emotional situation. The shirt you wear reveals your attitude and level of consciousness about a particular situation.

To see a penis in your dream, signifies sexual energy, power, aggression, and fertility.

To dream about sex, refers to the psychological completion and the integration of contrasting aspects of the Self. You need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character. Alternatively and a more direct interpretation of the dream, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex. It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.

To see a blanket in your dream, symbolizes warmth, love, security and protection. You may be seeking for some form of shelter from the outside world. Consider also how your dream may be calling attention to a "cover-up" in some situation or circumstance in your waking life.

To dream that you are wrapped in a blanket, indicates your fear of the unknown. You may feel some sort of threat/chaos or sense some coldness from those around you.To dream that you are covering or wrapping someone in a blanket, suggests you desire to care for that person.

To dream that you are driving a vehicle, signifies your life's journey and your path in life. The dream is telling of how you are moving and navigating through life. If you are driving and cannot see the road ahead of you, then it indicates that you do not know where you are headed in life and what you really want to do with yourself. You are lacking direction and goals. If you are driving on a curvy road, then it indicates that you are have difficulties in achieving your goals and the changes associated with it. Alternatively, driving a car in your dream, is analogous to your sex life and sexual performance. Consider how you are driving and what kind of car you are driving and how it relates to your waking sex life.

To dream that you are in a garage, signifies a period of inactivity and idleness in your life. You may feel that you have no direction or guidance toward achieving your goals.

To see a train in your dream, represents conformity. You are going along with what everyone else is doing. Or you have a need to do things in an orderly and sequential manner. In particular, if you see a freight train, then it refers to the burdens and problems that you are hauling around.

Seeing an auditorium is a representation of your total self. All aspects or your psyche.

Four denotes stability, physical limitations, hard labor and earthly things, as in the four corners of the earth. It also stands for materialistic matters. You get things done.

Five represents your persuasiveness, spontaneity, daring/bold nature, action or the five human senses. This number may reflect a change in course. It is also the link between heaven and earth.

Told ya you had a a lot going on in this little dream. So what does it mean? You're not crazy love. You're just horny as fuck. That and you are going through a sexual transformation.

You're a little confused about an aspect of your sexuality. You're aware of what this aspect is but you have denied it. Although you may control these desire during the day, your subconscious if fighting to let it out.

I would advise you to explore these desires to determine for sure if it is something that you want to partake of on the regular. Once you know for sure whether you like these things or not then the war between your conscious and subconscious mind will be put to rest.

Whose your Daddy?