Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Revenge-Between My Lover's Legs is wildly erotic and so naughty! I could not stop reading it! The characters were so interesting, and the plot intriguing... I found myself wishing to be Michelle no Lvette, no Michelle... Well you get my point!
Euftis is a very gifted man, in more ways than one... Do yourelf a favor and purchase this book or purchase the E-book in any event rush and buy! Oh by the way do not sleep on ANY of Euftis Emery's work. If you see his name, hop on it! Mmmm, mmm, mmm GooooooD!
Got to go, reading "Ghetto Gur Memoirsl", by who? Euftis, of course!
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Monday, December 27, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Mixx Ultra Lounge : Now that's what I call service although the spot does not need to be in Cincinnati!
Mixx is my spot in Cincinncinnati. I stop by often after work for dinner and for a change of atmosphere when I want to write. I love Mixx because it is located downtown all of five minutes from my home and sports a diverse crowd in ultra conservative (and boring Cincinnati). Mixx makes a stylish first impression with the curved sushi bar in the front window and a water feature on the way to the dining tables of the first floor. It is comprised of three floors in total with bars, DJ and private seating on each floor.
It is truly an "Ultra" lounge because with all of the floors and private areas on each floor Mixx rocks a multi club environment that on packed nights has something for everyone. One of my personal favorive VIP rooms contains hi def tv's mointed on the walls, hi-end leather funritur and a stripper pole in the middle of the room.
The food at Mixx "was" diverse offering everything from a full sushi bar, Sirloin Kabobs, Seaside Prawns , Pineapple Kabobs, Signature Mixx wings, catfish nuggets, grilled talapia and a mish-mash of appetizer dishes. I said...was...diverse because I went to the spot last night and after being greeted by several of the staff and asked "where had I been" (I hadn't been there in over a month) I ordered my usual of the Mixx Signature Wings with mixed vegitables.
The owner of the club looked at me with a dumb funded look on her face and said, "Ummmm...we don't serve the mixed veggies anymore."
"GetOuttaHere", was my immediate reply. "Well then give me the rice pilaf with it."
"Ummmmm...we don't serve that anymore either", the owner told me sadly.
Wondering what the hell was going on, the owner then handed me a updated menu which only had burgers, Mixx wings, and the only sides where french fries and onion rings. "He don't want that", one of the servers who regularly took my order said shaking her head.
The owner then explained that they had to scale down the menu substantially because the majority of the patrons to the club didn't order the dinners or side items. So they substantially downgraded the menu for the Cincinnati crowd.
I just shook my head. "These nigga's don't eat vegitables", I exclaimed.
"You know what", the owner repied patting me on the hand. "I got you. We should have some rice or vegitables in the back. I got you."
Fifteen minutes later they brought out a beutiful plate with the signature wings, mixed veggies and even through in some garlic bread for a brotha. I really appreciated the customer service giving me what I wanted even though they no longer served it on the menu.
In the future, I guess I'll have to get sushi when I want something to eat at the Mixx. That is if the cheap ass Cincinnati supports it so the Mixx won't have to shut that down as well. C'mon Cincinnati!
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Ignored by her mother and abused by her father Angela, (aka Angel Dust) learns at a very early age that she has a body that men will do and pay anything to get. This knowledge serves her well when she is kicked out to live on her own at sixteen with a baby.
Angel Dust shares her pain, failures, victories, lusts and loves in her ghetto girl memoir.
I met Angel Dust at one of my book signings in Indianapolis, Indiana. She came over to my table curious because she had never met an author. She asked me about my books, and after finding out that I wrote in the genera of erotica she was intrigued. She then asked for details on the stories and became very intrigued when I shared that they were reality based and not fiction.
At that point, she and I knew that we were kindred spirits. Explorers in the realm of experience. In other words…freaks. We shared some of our experiences and as we talked I realized that I had to have Dust’s story.
She ended up buying Off the Chain and I signed it with something nice and juicy. A couple of months went by and I got an email from Angel Dust. She told me that she loved my book and that she was going to run out and get all the other ones.
She wrote a wonderful review for me on Amazon and we kept in touch emailing each other every now and then. Two years went by and Dust asked me to review the rough draft of her first book that shared a bit of her life story.
After reading two paragraphs I was hooked and begged Dust to let me publish her work. However, encouraged to write about her experiences by reading my work, she was not as comfortable as I in publishing it.
Angel Dust wasn’t comfortable with me publishing her work but I didn’t give up. Each year I would ask and each year she would turn me down. Finally, instead of publishing her, I suggested that she let me buy the rights to her story outright and she agreed.
It took me six years to bring Angel Dust’s story to all of you… I hope you enjoy it.
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Ummmm....probably because this book is tedious to read... The only reason that I bothered to finish it was because I made the mistake in purchasing it.
Other reviewers called the male characters in his book "one dimensional", to me they read like they were on the downlow. Call me a homophob all you want, but I ain't huggin' up on another man and definitely not one I just met.
I was extremely irritated reading this book because the characters were just flat out unrealistic. For instance, the main character supposedly grew up in the ghetto but had lines like, "...just look at that magnificent view outside my hotel window...". huh?????
In the immortal lexis of "Blaine and Antoine" I have two words for this book. Hated it!
Author of Off the Chain
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Allison Hobbs came to my attention when Amazon.com began offering her book Insatiable with mine. Curious, I then picked up Pandora's Box to become familiar with her writing style and finished reading it on a round trip flight to Portland, Oregon.
I expected Pandora's Box to be a raunchy romp of sex, money, sex, drugs, and more sex since the book revolves around a prostitute who works in a modern day whore house. However, I was surprised to find that the book is an intense drama that illustrates how women from all walks of life (I.e., white, black, educated, welfare recipient, sanctified and heathen) can get caught up, chewed up, and spit out by the prostitution game.
My only regret reading this book is that Allison leaves far to much to the imagination with the sex scenes for my tastes (ya'll know I'm nasty...). Therefore, if you are looking for a volcanic erotic read...Pandora's Box...is not it.
However, if you are looking for a riveting story that will make you think. This is the book for you. It will force you to look at yourself and ask the question, "...what would I do...if I hit rock bottom." Excellent read!
Author of Off the Chain
Monday, March 1, 2010
This is a very sad story of someone who never got their
life together. Life is not one big continuous party and it's
unfortunate that Supahead probably still does not
understand this. I started this review stating that it is a
very sad story. However, I don't find the story sad
because of the trials of Ms. Head. I find it impossible to
feel sorry for someone who makes the same mistakes
again and again.
This story is sad because I feel very sorry for the child
that was birthed by this woman. I won't
say...raised...because a woman who would
leave her child at the doorstep of a physically abusive
father or leave for days and even weeks at a time on
X-tab binging parties is not a mother. I found Supahead's
behavior in regards to her child reprehensible. But what
can you expect? A trollop is as a trollop does.
Author of Off the Chain
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Zedde tells a mesmeric tale of lust set in the backdrop of Miami. I am attracted to erotica in which I can potentially expand my own sexual horizons by learning something new or have a voyeuristic peek into things that I am incapable of experiencing (ie, lesbian relationships).
I read this book wide eyed. Like a young boy who falls upon his fathers nudie magazine collection for the first time as he thumbs through the pages quickly while keeping both ears open and glancing over his shoulder repeatedly hoping that they don't get caught.
Fiona does not give us a...taste...of sin. Ohhh no! She stuffs the reader with a banquet of it. I must say after reading this book I am...very...satisfied. However, although I enjoyed the intensity, passion, and remorseless...sinning...of the women that Ms. Zedde created in this hedonistic tale. I am more impressed with Fiona's writing style. At times her words literally dance on the page with a life of their own.
It's official. I am now a Fiona Zedde fan. Great book. Great writer. Five stars.
Author of Off the Chain
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Smashwords is a distribution service like LULU for independent authors. Unlike LULU, however, Smashwords focus is on ebooks and they can be used to distribute your books to Barnes & Nobles, Sony, Kobo and Amazon.
I looked at Smashwords as a distributor because both Barnes & Nobles, Sony and Kodo won't let independents distribute directly to them. Plus I want to publish my ebooks on as many electronic ereaders as possible for use on my beloved IPad when it ships. So I setup an account and after following their rigid editing standards for ebooks, I had a Smashwords version of my latest books "Revenge - Between my lover's legs..." and "Off the Chain Sampler" in Word format that I uploaded for conversion.
Smashwords converted my books and then demanded that I remove the images from my books and change my book covers because they felt they were too sexual in nature. I was offended to say the least because all of my books are already in print and neither Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or Borders ever expressed...any...issues with my content.
I was doubly pissed off because Smashwords is a 'distributor' not a 'publisher' so they are way out of bounds trying to dictate to an author about their content. I fumed for several days and then did some research and found out how to directly distribute my books to Kobo. I already distribute my books to Amazon so that eliminated two ticks that I needed for Smashwords.
I did some additional research but couldn't find a way to go direct to B&N and Sony without Smashwords. So after fuming so more I removed the images that Smashwords had their panties in a bunch about and changed the cover they found offensive. So to distribute with Smashwords I'll be forced to have two separate versions of all my books.
I thought that was bad and then Smashwords announced that the Style Guide's requirements will change in the future. So after going through a tedious revision process once I may have to go through yet another all over again. I don't think so.
The...second...that B&N and Sony get their shit together and allow publishers to directly upload titles to their sites I will be getting rid of Smashwords as a middle man.
Independent authors and publishers are looking for inexpensive and easy methods to offer their products to market. Smashwords advantage is providing a portal for the distribution to multiple marketing channels. However, being anal about an author's content when they are only providing distribution services and having shifting and tedious editing standards will cause authors to view Smashwords as more problems than what they are worth.
Smashwords could have become a major force in the new age of book publishing. But alas, like all companies with an excellent product at the right time with stupid management they are doomed to failure.
Like I said, Smashwords is kinda stupid.
Friday, February 19, 2010
By ms. downlow "ms. downlow" (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews
I read this in one night after downloading the preview, which literally made me laugh out loud. I applaud Euftis Emery's creativity. He manages to make his characters seem like folks you know. I especially love that he makes himself the main character in the novel, and tells you from the outset what you can do if you don't like his decision to do so.
Even better, the sex here is hot, and each scene is unique from the one before. No repetitive phrases, just fresh, hot, sexy action. This is about a man getting his and delivering pleasure to every women he does. I love this story, although it could use a little more editing. I'm a perfectionist about spelling, but this is the first and only novel that I enjoyed so much that the minor errors didn't detract from the work. Bravo Euftis, I will be checking out more of your work!
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Friday, February 5, 2010
I had a dream that I don't understand. I hope that you can help me. i was wearing a red nightie, no panties and
i was in a room, with two couches, facing each other. Each counch had 3 or 4 guys sitting on it. I didn't know any of them and they were all asleep, dressed in shirts, ties and dress slacks.
Their pants were all unzipped,with their "man parts" hanging out. I straddled one guy, facing him, and his
dick got hard and i rode him for awhile and at some point i put a blanket over his lap.
I also remember driving around a parking lot, having a hard time finding a space. When I did find a space, i parked and went into an auditorium, which was only about half full.
i remember freight train cars on tracks outside the auditorium door, and seeing the numbers 4 and 5.
You know... i wonder why i am always dreaming weird shit like thise. You think i need professional help?
And i'm very serious.
Dear Very Serious,
Although you just may have chalked this up as a 'weird' dream in actuality this dream speaks volumes about things going on in your subconscious. As in all dreams you must first identify the symbols in your dream before you can make sense of it.
You had a number of symbols in your dream and they are as follows:
3) Strangers who were asleep
4) Dress shirts and pants
10) Freight Train
12) Numbers 4 and 5
To dream that you are wearing lingerie, represents your sexual identity, body image and your self-esteem. You may finally be recognizing and acknowledging an aspect of yourself that was not previously expressed.
To see or dream that you are on a couch, represents rest, relaxation, laziness or boredom. It may also mean you need to clear you mind and thoughts. Consider also who is on the couch with you as the dream may also have sexual connotations.
To see a stranger in your dream, symbolizes the part of yourself that is repressed and hidden.
To dream that you are sleeping, denotes peace of mind. Alternatively, it may also mean that you are ignorant and not fully aware of the conditions and circumstances around you. If you are sleeping with a stranger, suggests that you are avoiding some issue or situation that is being symbolized by the stranger. Perhaps you are refusing to recognize a negative aspect of yourself.
To see others sleeping, is often a reflection of yourself and your own unconscious mind. It is indicative of how you may not be alert or informed about a particular situation.
To see or wear pants in your dream, suggests that you are questioning your role in some situation. Consider the material and color of the pants for additional interpretation. Alternatively, the dream may be hinting at some sexual matter.
To dream of a shirt, refers to your emotions or some emotional situation. The shirt you wear reveals your attitude and level of consciousness about a particular situation.
To see a penis in your dream, signifies sexual energy, power, aggression, and fertility.
To dream about sex, refers to the psychological completion and the integration of contrasting aspects of the Self. You need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character. Alternatively and a more direct interpretation of the dream, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex. It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.
To see a blanket in your dream, symbolizes warmth, love, security and protection. You may be seeking for some form of shelter from the outside world. Consider also how your dream may be calling attention to a "cover-up" in some situation or circumstance in your waking life.
To dream that you are wrapped in a blanket, indicates your fear of the unknown. You may feel some sort of threat/chaos or sense some coldness from those around you.To dream that you are covering or wrapping someone in a blanket, suggests you desire to care for that person.
To dream that you are driving a vehicle, signifies your life's journey and your path in life. The dream is telling of how you are moving and navigating through life. If you are driving and cannot see the road ahead of you, then it indicates that you do not know where you are headed in life and what you really want to do with yourself. You are lacking direction and goals. If you are driving on a curvy road, then it indicates that you are have difficulties in achieving your goals and the changes associated with it. Alternatively, driving a car in your dream, is analogous to your sex life and sexual performance. Consider how you are driving and what kind of car you are driving and how it relates to your waking sex life.
To dream that you are in a garage, signifies a period of inactivity and idleness in your life. You may feel that you have no direction or guidance toward achieving your goals.
To see a train in your dream, represents conformity. You are going along with what everyone else is doing. Or you have a need to do things in an orderly and sequential manner. In particular, if you see a freight train, then it refers to the burdens and problems that you are hauling around.
Seeing an auditorium is a representation of your total self. All aspects or your psyche.
Four denotes stability, physical limitations, hard labor and earthly things, as in the four corners of the earth. It also stands for materialistic matters. You get things done.
Five represents your persuasiveness, spontaneity, daring/bold nature, action or the five human senses. This number may reflect a change in course. It is also the link between heaven and earth.
Told ya you had a a lot going on in this little dream. So what does it mean? You're not crazy love. You're just horny as fuck. That and you are going through a sexual transformation.
You're a little confused about an aspect of your sexuality. You're aware of what this aspect is but you have denied it. Although you may control these desire during the day, your subconscious if fighting to let it out.
I would advise you to explore these desires to determine for sure if it is something that you want to partake of on the regular. Once you know for sure whether you like these things or not then the war between your conscious and subconscious mind will be put to rest.
Whose your Daddy?