Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Are eBooks Too Cheap?: Indie Authors Question 99 Cent Price

Personally, I set my price point to 30-35% the retail cost of the soft cover book.  I have one free book and several $.99 works but those books are either under 10,000 words or excertps.  Anything under 10,000 words is fair to price at $.99.

However, if your work is over 10,000 words you're selling yourself short (literally) to allow Amazon to rip you off paying you 30%.  As I stated, I am selling a few books in the $.99 range to get new readers but those books are only excerpts of a more expensive book.


What I've found, is that I garner more readers by advertising and word of mouth than by the droves of people buying my cheap or free ebooks.  This is because as the attached artcle suggests, the market is spliting as follows:

  1. Readers who only buy free books
  2. Readers who only buy books for $.99 or less
  3. Readers who don't buy books for $.99
  4. Readers who buy books at any price

The $.99 crowd is looking to get books cheap or free.  In fact, I had a reader give me a review of my book, I'm at it again...', which gives three 10,000 word previews of my next three books, who had the complete and utter audacity to complain because I didn't offer it for free even though they enjoyed it.  The x amount of time that my work entertains a reader has a dollar value associated with it.

I don't need or want readers like that. 

My ebooks contain 30-40% more words than my competion and are enhanced with video, links and color pictures and now that the Kindle Fire will handle HTML 4, my upcoming books will be fully enhanced included audio.

This will allow my readers on the iPad, iPhone, Kindle Fire, Google, and ePub readers an expanded and longer user experience.

What's going to occur as this market shakes out is that savy publishers and indies who are not giving away their work will enhance thier titles to support thier price points over $.99.  

This will distingush and seperate low price point selling indies from more expensive products on much more than just editing and professional artwork.  The gap between both tiers of products will be glaringly apparant because cheap selling indies will not have the resources to compete in the "enhanced ebook" market.

With this logical seperation of product, the Kobo's, Barnes & Nobles etc will probably even differenciate regular ebooks from enhanced ebooks in the very near future.

So there is no need for authors who are not giving thier books away to get upset with publishers in the $.99 crowd because readers will...get...what they pay for.

Following is the article that inspired me to go on this rant:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/20/ebooks-cheap-price_n_1160383.html?re...

 

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Bad Boys (Free Audio Book)

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Audio book of the stort Bad Boys from my anthology, Off the Chain.  Use the following links to listen to the story or buy the book.

 

 

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Bad Boys (Free Audio Book)

 

Audio book of the stort Bad Boys from my anthology, Off the Chain.  Use the following links to listen to the story or buy the book.

 

 

Click here to listen:

 

 

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Bad Boys (Free Audio Book)

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Audio book of the stort Bad Boys from my anthology, Off the Chain.  Use the following links to listen to the story or buy the book.

 

 

Click here to listen:

 

 

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Kindle Fire

 

Anybody get a Kindle Fire?  What do you think about it?  Does it live up to the hype?

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Keep it in the Family

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My next book up will be the tardy tale, Keep it in the Family.  Those of you who read my books on the iPhone or iPad may have noticed that my eBooks are enhanced with color photos live links and video.

Since Amazon announced that the Kindle Fire will be able to handle HTML4 (forgive me while I geek out for a minute) the enhanced features will also work on that device as well (and should work on any device that plays ePub files).

So what this means for you, the reader, is that starting with, Keep it in the Family, I'm going to start putting out fully enhanced eBooks with color photos, video, links...and...audio!

Ohhhh yea!

At any rate, stay tuned for my next book and if you haven't sighned up yet be sure to pop over to www.euftis.com and give me your email address so I can hit you with an update as soon as the book comes out.

And be sure to get, I'm at it again..., where you can read a 10,000 word excerpt from the upcoming book.

 

 


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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Also Available in Softcover!

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Another perfect stocking stuffer will be available for the holidays!  Out of the Darkness!  Get it soon at Amazon.com and Barnes and Nobles.

 

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Available in Softcover in Time for the Holidays!

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The perfect stocking stuffer will be available for the holidays!  Church Girls are Easy!  Get it soon at Amazon.com and Barnes and Nobles.

 

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Friday, December 9, 2011

The Fine Print of Amazon's New KDP Select Program

I personally have no intention of allowing Amazon to exclusivley sell all of my titles.  However, after reading the comments of other authors on Amazon's author message board is scary how many of them out there think that giving Amazon exclusivity to sell their books and competing for a pool of money versus setting their own price is a good idea.

 

The majority of the people in this world...are...fools.

 

Use the following link to read the article:

 

http://accrispin.blogspot.com/2011/12/fine-print-of-amazons-new-kdp-select.html

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Don't Buy Amazon.com. Fear it.

As a publisher ... like...Amazon because it is a vehicle for income and as a Customer I...love...them for thier convience and cost.  However, as an investor I...hate...Amazon because they are an online version of Walmart killing companies and reducing jobs.

 

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

#soafx FX is yet another stupid network tying to resist technology.

I've purchased and streamed every season of SOA from Amazon but last night when I attempted to purchase the current episode it wasn't available.  It appears that FX only liscensed the first nine episodes.

 

Apparently, FX is doing this because they think that people are stupid enough to pay for cable or $40+ for blu ray/DVD.

 

Pissed that I couldn't purchase the latest episode of my show, I did a google search and three minutes later I watched it in hidef for...FREE.  Since I can't purchase the show the way that I want, I will watch the...rest...of the season for...FREE.

 

Stop trying to force people to consume your product in ways that they don't want.  You'll make more money that way...

A playa has four different types of girls...

A Playa has 4 different types of girls...

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

 

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1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

 

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2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

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3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for
A few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.Com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

 

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4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

 

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Pretty girls can't fuck!

Guys love pretty girls, or course right? But what is the one common complaint that men have about pretty girls. Don't know? The answer is Pretty Girls Can't Fuck. That's right. You see 99% of pretty women think they don't have to move in bed. They think all they have to do is lie there and get fucked. We like to call them Pillow Princesses. Most pretty women swear they can fuck because the guys that hit it told them it was good. No ladies. The real truth is that since you look good, the guy had a great visual while hitting it. Your looks were the sole reason he enjoyed it. Your fucking skills however were not.

 

Here are the signs of a woman that can't fuck:

 

 

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Kobo makes a move into digital publishing

Toronto-based Kobo is quickening its pace in the contest to capture the emerging global market for e-book sales and service, having matched U.S. rival and market leader Amazon.com by announcing its own low-cost tablet reader earlier this month and, this week, unveiling plans to publish new titles under its own imprint.

 

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Friday, October 28, 2011

How To: Get Noticed, Sell Books, Publish Smart

Here’s a collection of articles that provoke inspiration and action in writers and publishers. Click the link if you’re serious about finding readers for your work.

 

http://iheartmedia.com/2011/09/how-to-get-noticed-sell-books-publish-smart/

 

 

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

www.euftis.com

Splash
I now have a website up and running that will be a single point for product updates, interviews, reviews, audio books, erotic stories and much more.

Be sure to check the site often because I plan on providing new content for it each and every week.

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Friday, September 30, 2011

Out of the Darkness

Preview of the book that I'll be publishing next month.  Out of the Darkness by Vanessa Vain edited by yours truly.  This is a story of lust, betrayal and domination.  Be sure to get your copy.

 

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Where Will Amazon End up Next?

Amazon.com launched its German Kindle store earlier this year, and despite a sluggish response at first, reports that ebooks are finally taking off in Western Europe are trickling in. Whereas Amazon’s book sales in the US are far skewed towards digital now, the European consumers who were initially slow to embrace digital reading are now giving ebooks a second glance, mostly on tablets rather than dedicated e-readers.

 

Use the following link to read the rest of the article:

http://goodereader.com/blog/electronic-readers/where-will-amazon-end-up-next/

 


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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

eBook Survey Reveals Consumers Want Music, MultiMedia Content in eBooks, and Are Willing To Pay A Premium For It.

I've been embedding links to my YouTube videos in my eBooks since I first started doing them.  It's always been my intention to link multimedia into my eBooks.  What type of multimedia (if any) would you like to see in an eBook?  Would you pay a premimum for an eBook with multimedia?

Use the following link to read the article:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/multimedia_eBooks/Cathedral_Rock_Publishing/prw...

 


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Monday, August 22, 2011

Nasty Secrets by La'Tonya West

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This tale is beyond stank! Midway through the book I figured out what was going on but I was still shocked when my "suspicions" were "confirmed". It's very difficult to go into any specifics without giving away any spoilers since this is a short story so I'll simply say that the book is...shocking...and...nasty.

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

One of ya'll is gay!

Four black men try to figure out which one is gay because somebody was hiding a gay porn flick. 

Can you figure out who it is?

http://ggurls.com/one-of-yall-is-gay.html

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Downsized by Ms. Downlow

Amazon disses Apple!

I love my iPhone and iPad but I must admit that Apple was tripping a bit when they tried to lock down the AppStore so that any app that charged for a product had to give them 30% of every sale.

I was curious how Amazon was going to take Apple's new rule because I knew that Amazon had no intentions on paying Apple 30% for every sale that they got from the Kindle app.

I wasn't sure if Amazon would complain or try to sue Apple and I was surprised when they went completely out of the box and announced the Kindle Cloud Reader.

The cloud reader displays in a Safari or Crome browser which allows a user to read...and... purchase books from Amazon.bypassing using an app.

When I heard about this I wasn't very impressed, however, after loading it I was blown over! 

Although I buy my ebooks from Amazon, I prefer to read them on my iPad so that I can view them in color and your ebooks look 10 times better on the Kindle Cloud Reader.

So not only did Amazon get over on Apple but they also now provide a better Kindle Reader.

Check it out:

www.amazon.com/cloudreader

 

Use the followiing link to read the announcement from Amazon:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Introducing-Kindle-Cloud-bw-554626435.html?x=0&...

 


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Monday, August 1, 2011

Apple may buy Barnes and Noble

As an erotica writer, I would...really...be unhappy if Apple were to purchase B&N.  Apple is beyond anal when it comes to having erotica on the IBookstore.  To date I have only been able to get one book listed on the iBookStore and I fear if Apple were to purchase B&N that they would quickly impose their sexually repressed, draconian sentiments on the Nook Store.

B&N is my bread and butter in sales.  I really hope that Apple doesn't f#@% it up.

Use the following link to read the article:

http://www.investorplace.com/53483/fridays-apple-rumors-apple-barnes-noble/A

 

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Monday, July 25, 2011

Is Apple Using Gift Cards to Prop Up a Sagging iBookstore?

The problem with the iBookstore is that it is anal in regards to the content that they will allow upon it. I own a iPhone4, iPad, iMac and MacBook. I'm also an established author. So when Apple announced the iBookstore I was very excited.

That excitement was dashed quickly, however, when the iBookstore approved only two of my books for sale on the store. I write erotica, and Apple felt that my covers and images inside of the books were just too much for their little hearts to take.

Two months later, the ibookstore informed me that upon...second thought...they were removing my book "I'm Shy...", from the iBookstore because the cover was just too hot for them to handle. I published a new book yesterday but with the flakiness of the iBookstore I'm not the least bit concerned with publishing any new work there and I encourage all of my readers to read my work on Amazon's Kindle and Barnes and Noble's Nook. I'm not the only publisher feed up with the iBookstore doing this. And there are many readers who realize that it's a very good chance that they won't find the book that they are looking for at the iBookstore.

Use the following link to read the article:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/11/14/is-apple-using-gift-cards-to-prop-up-a...

 

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Church Girls are Easy

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My next book will be available at the end of the month on the Kindle and Nook and soon to follow at Kobo, Sony and soft cover edition.  I talk about church girls in this book.  You know the prime, proper santified ladies.  Not!

Church girls are the...biggest...freaks.  Don't believe me?  Then be sure to check out my next book.  If you'd like a preview, download my eBook, I'm at it again..., where I provide a ten thousand word preview of Church Girls and my next two books to follow that.  Just use one of the Nook or Kindle link below to get, "I'm at it again...", to read the preview.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Barnes & Noble Focuses on E-Books

"Barnes & Noble is doing a smart job of using their store traffic to build an e-book audience," said Mike Shatzkin, CEO of Ideal Logical Co., publishing consultants.

I disagree. I'm an author that derives the biggest percentage of my sales via Barnes & Nobles and a shareholder. I travel the country pretty extensively and I have been very disappointed at every store to find the "Nook Desk" (ie, area that usually sits in the entrance to the store displaying Nooks) underutilized by associates looking straight through you and not offering a demonstration of the product or worse not paying attention at all playing with the product.

I have a vested interest in Barnes and Nobel's success and I feel they could do a much better job pushing the products. In addition, B&N now offers free WiFi but every store that I have been in has limited seating that is not comfortable or seating only in the Cafe area.

This completely wastes the advantage of offering free WiFi and having a physical storefront. At best, I would say B&N is doing an "okay" job of using their store traffic to build an e-book audience. They would do much better if they focused on the two areas mentioned above.

Use the following link to read the article:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303795304576453882840821172.htm...%3Darticle

Thursday, July 14, 2011

So you're gonna dump Netflix because of a $6 increase? Really?

I've been very amused reading all the people who are pissed off about Netflix decoupling it's streaming service from its DVD by mail.  Currently, I have both services but I rarely order DVDs by mail.  So I look at the change as a net savings for me because I'm going to go with the streaming only service.

Netflix is a great deal even with the price increase.  So for al you folks complaining out there that you're gonna dump Netflix where ya you think you're gonna go?  Redbox? Amazon Prime? Hulu?????  Really?

Use the following link to read the article:

http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2011/07/14/why-corporate-america-needs-more-re...

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

iRiver Story HD is first eReader with Google eBooks integrated

I'm in the process of getting all of my books on Google Books so I'm looking forward to a dedicated eReader for the store because it should boost sales.

Although I think iRiver missed the mark a bit by not making their device touch-screen enabled.

 

Click here to read the article:

http://www.slashgear.com/iriver-story-hd-is-first-ereader-with-google-ebooks-...

 

Monday, June 20, 2011

Part Two of Euftis' interview with Dr. DickSexAdvice

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Monday, April 11, 2011

Is Social Security Safe with the Tea Party in Power?

Personally, I'd waive my social security benefits if the government would allow me to keep my 6.2% from here on out.  I could invest that money and be in much better shape for retirement. 

Let's face facts.  Social Security is a pyramid scheme that will soon collapse.  Simple math shows that people in the baby boomer generation far outnumber their children.  So for all of those retired folk to draw social security payments into the system will probably triple if not more.

I don't think my children will want to take on that burden and they shouldn't have to.  And I seriously doubt that they will go for that shit.  Can you say...revolution?

If social security was eliminated right now individuals, businesses and the economy would all be better off.  That infusion of cash into everyone's wallets would allow alms-giving for the people who totally rely upon it.

What are you thoughts?

Here is the article:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/retirement/social-security-tea-party-gop-re...[p]=2&gcp_comments[s]=new

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Kindle and Nook readers bash high e-book pricing with angry one-star reviews

What do you think? Is it wrong to post one-star reviews if you haven't read the book? Or is it a perfectly legitimate protest tool?


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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I'm at it again... (eBook Trailer)

This month I will release, "I'm at it again..." an eBook trailer that will preview my next three upcoming books. 

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I will share 10,000 words from each book for a huge 30,000 word preview.  This will be in eBook only and it will be free at LULU, Smashwords, XinXii, Kobo, Sony eBookstore, Diesel, and eBookEros.  Unfortunatly, I will have to charge $.99 on Amazon and Barnes and Nobles because they have minimum retail amounts.

However, people getting the eBook at either Amazon or Barnes and Nobles will get the unedited version that's full of nasty pictures (you know how I do) while the version of the book going to the other stores will have the pictures edited out by my distributor (they anal).  So it balances out.

Following are the books that you will get in the eBook trailer:

 

Keep it in the Family

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Why date when your cousin is drop-dead gorgeous?

 

Church Girls are Easy

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Need a quick hook-up?  What's the easiest type of chick who will get you straight?  A chicken head, hoodrat, babygurl, tramp or stripper?  Nope.  Naw.  None of the above.  You need to get a girl that's in church!  They easy!

 

Keisha

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How many women really submit to their husband?  Submit to them to the point that they share their bed with another woman.  Even another man.  Meet Keisha.  Her love for her husband was beyond measure.  So deep that she did any and everything that he wanted with...whomever...he wanted.

She gave him everything he needed.  Everything that he wanted.  Everything that he dreamed.  But he...still...left her for another woman...

That's what's coming up next from yours truly.  As always, I hope you enjoy it.

Euftis

 

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Monday, April 4, 2011

Buy this stock now!

I am so high on Tesla (the electric car maker).  I've said it before and I'll say it again, buy this stock now while you can.  I expect it to be well over $100/share within the next 3 years.  Open an account with eTrade or some other online broker and get it now.


When the stock blows up and you can't get in on the gravy train don't say I didn't tell ya.

 

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Sunday, April 3, 2011

If you purchased on of my eBooks from Amazon.com...

If you purchased one of my eBooks from Amazon.com please go to the page for the book that you purchased and click the "Agree with these tags?" link.

 

Log on to your Amazon account go to the page(s) for the books that you purchased and just scroll down until you see the tags section as shown above.

Please tag all of my books that you have purchased.

 

Thanks,

Euftis

 

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Saturday, April 2, 2011

If you purchased one of my eBooks from Amazon...

If you purchased one of my eBooks from Amazon.com please go to the page for the book that you purchased and click the "Agree with these tags?" link.

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Just scrool down until you see the tags section as shown above.

Please tag all of my books that you have purchased.

Thanks,

Euftis

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Amazon Kills eBook Lending Site Lendle

I am so glad that Amazon killed this site before it could get it's feet off the ground.  Although, Amazon shouldn't have arbitrarily forced authors into it's eBook lending program in the first place.  That service should have been made...optional...for authors in regard to if they wanted to be a part of it or not.

As an author, I already make content available for free and free samples are available for download so I don't need Amazon or anyone else...lending....my shit.

It amused me when Lendle whined about Amazon shut them down stating that their site was, "...good for authors".  Making it easy to give away my content doesn't do crap for me.  I'm in this for the money.  Not fame.

I'm done with my rant.  Use the following link to read the article:

http://www.psfk.com/2011/03/amazon-kills-ebook-lending-site-lendle.html

 

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Philly Booty Bandit

My friend Free was telling me the other day how buck wild Philly is and how she won't go there doing the summer cause brotha's are off the hook. So I had to post this vid when I saw it. LOL There's a booty grabber running around Philadelphia. He sneaks up on unsuspecting women and grabs their asses and then takes off. Watch the video. http://ggurls.com/the-philly-booty-bandit.html

Monday, March 21, 2011

Pick my Next Book Cover

Next month I'm going to release "I'm at it again..." where I provide sneak peeks for my next three novels, Keisha, Church Girls are Easy and Keep it in The Family.  10,000 words for each book for a total of 30,000 words of naughtyness to wet your appetite until each book is released.

Following are some pics from a photo shoot that I did with Ivy Belle. 

Let me know which pic you like best for the cover of "I'm at it again...".  The image that gets the most votes will be used.

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Helpful Hint #37 from the book I'm Shy...

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Helpful Hint Number 37 fellas. First impressions are the best.  So after impressing a chick to the point that she gives up the digits or better yet confirms a date with you...stop talking!  You don't want to have an awkward moment, say something stupid, or get in an argument over something petty and talk yourself out of getting some pussy.  After you wax that ass well you can get away with saying something stupid every now and then.  However, until you wax that ass keep the conversation light and trivial, plan a date and then...shut the fuck up!

 

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Monday, March 14, 2011

Whose your Daddy? (Parental Advisory)

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Whose your Daddy?

 

Dear Daddy,

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility.

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the gym for a good two hours. My roommates will nag me about where Ive been this late at night.

I grab my things and start toward the door, I say goodnight to the guard and head out the gym. Its a little chilly and I wish that I had brought my jacket, instead of just wearing a sweatshirt and short-shorts.

I walk to my apartment complex and it's really dark and somewhat scary due to the trees blowing eerily in the wind but I'm used to it. I'm really anxious about what Im going to eat for dinner. For a college student I'm doing really with my eating habits.

I feel something behind me and I turn and look around but see nothing but a bunch of parked cars, apartment buildings and trees. I stand there for a moment and listen, nothing still. Shrugging my shoulders I keep walking and after a few feet more I again get the feeling like someone is watching me.

I pick up my pace and really start hurrying home forgetting how cold it is. I just want to get away from whoever is watching me. Seeing someone walking towards me I slow my pace and watch them closely since I'm not sure of their intentions.

The person approaches then passes and I stop to catch my breath and calm my racing heart. My breath is finally becoming steady and my heart has stopped its pounding, when I feel a hand slide over my ass and cup it. I gasp and the person tells me to shut the fuck up.

He says that I was asking for this because I was wearing my short-shorts. He slides his hand up and into my shorts and chuckles when he discovers I'm not wearing undies. He calls me a filthy slut and grabs my ass. I gasp and try to move away but he is too quick and strong.

He pulls me back against him and his hard cock pushes against my ass and his hand moves from my ass to cup my pussy. Im scared because I am about to be violated by a stranger!

I struggle harder against the man and he continues to restrain me seemingly without much effort. I'm panting and he laughs then pulls me off the sidewalk into the darkness between the trees. He pulls off my shorts and slides a finger in-between my pussy lips and groans when he discovers my piercing.

He tells me that Im a dirty whore for having my clit pierced. Then he slides a finger inside my pussy and I moan a little in pleasure. I bite my lip fighting back the uncontrolled feeling but its too late. He noticed and whispers into my ear that he likes how I moan.

He starts kissing my neck, and playing with my bra bound breast. His free hand slides under my shirt and cups my tummy, squeezing it and rubbing it. I feel his cock pulsing against my naked ass and then he pulls my shirt off as well.

I watch his hands as they roam my body and I moan again because he feels so good. He's touching me in all the right places and I don't have to tell him what to do. I hear a zipping sound and some rustling and I know he's undressing.

I turn and face him but I can't see his face...I just know he's white with a nice firm body. I look at his cock and smile. Its so fucking big and I wonder if I can fit it into my mouth.

I drop to my knees so I can suck him off and he pulls me back up gently by my hair and says, next time I just want a quick fuck right now. He pushes me against a tree and tells me to spread my ass cheeks for him. I do as he requests and I feel his mouth licking my ear as he slides his thick cock into my pussy.

It feels so good I start to forget I'm outside with a rapist fucking me. He yanks my bra straps down and uncovers my exposed nipples with his big hands. They pull and pinch, squeeze and tug as his dick slides in and out of me hard and fast. I'm moaning like crazy and I can hear him moaning in my ear.

He tells me how wet I am and how he loves the sounds I'm making. He's tells me his name and I open my mouth to tell him mine when suddenly I wake up. I'm in my bed, no sex, and no rapist.

I have tons of dreams like this, and I would like to know what they mean. Why is it that my daily life in my dreams ends up like this? And what should I do about it?

Anime1989

Anime1989

I love interpreting women's dreams when they are like this. Lets take a look and see whats going on in your subconscious. First lets identify the key elements in your dream. They are as follows:

Gym
Darkness
Being watched
Pursuit
Big Dick
Rape
Oral Sex

As Ive stated in previous dream interpretations that I have done, never take a symbol at its face value. This is what I think your dream is telling you. The first symbol in your dream was the gym and this indicates that you need to apply the things that you have learned and incorporate them into your daily life.

The darkness in your dream symbolizes that you need to keep your temper in check. You have the tendency let your emotions get out of control and lose your temper.

The being watched component suggests that you are feeling confined in your work environment or a personal relationship. You feel you are lacking a sense of privacy. While the pursuit aspect indicates that you are refusing to acknowledge a certain viewpoint or idea.

To see a penis in your dream signifies sexual energy, power, aggression, and fertility. To see and exceptionally large penis, suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido.

Dreams of rape are dreams of violence. As a dreamer, you may find yourself as an aggressor, victim, or spectator to the crime. In dreams of this nature, your role and feelings about the others in the event are crucial to understanding the meaning of the dream. If you have recurring dreams of being the victim of rape, you should try to determine if post-traumatic stress is a factor in your dreams.

If that's not the case, then the rape aspect could just denote your need to be desired. The fantasy provides an excuse for you to do the things that the rapist (i.e., your ego) really wants you do.

You also expressed a desire in the dream to, drop to your knees and suck him off To dream that you are giving or receiving oral sex signifies your willingness to give or receive pleasure. It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you are headed in the right direction in life.

Without knowing your past I would venture that you are a tad bit at war with yourself dear but coming to the realization that you're a freak. If you're in a relationship with someone now you're dreams are telling me that they ain't givin' it to you like you want it. If they are capable then open your mouth and tell him how you want it. If he cant slang some dick then retire his ass and hire someone that can.

There is a very bad gurl in you that's just dying to come out and play. Let her. Stop repressing your true nature . If you see a dick that makes your mouth water...suck it. See a dick you want to fuck...fuck it.

Stop waiting for a rapist to come take that pussy, slap that phat ass and call you a bitch. You know you want it. Go out and get it.

Whose your Daddy?

 

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Friday, March 11, 2011

E-Book Lending Takes Off

I''m curious how other authors feel about this.

 

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

 Christian bookstores diversify in struggle to survive

Dickson's Bible & Book Store this month is holding its annual "Scratch & Dent" super sale, offering less-than-perfect books and Bibles for up to 60 percent off.

In the age of iPods, Amazon and Wal-Mart, heavy discounts are one way the Highland Park store tries to stay relevant, said store manager Nate Richards.

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"Even with our struggles with online competition … there are a lot of people who would actually like to touch something," Richard said.

 

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FaceBook Sucks!

I got a call from the fraud department of my bank today.  At first I was pissed, because they are prone to lock my account without viewing my previous shopping history.

So as I answered question after question to validate my identity I became more pissed because I assumed yet another waste of my time.  However, after ten minutes of security questions I began to appreciate my banks vigilance as they rattled off numerous transactions made in the last two days by FaceBook thru PayPal.

When the fraud representative completed her list there was 20 transactions in all totaling over $600.  After telling my bank that the charges were not mine we then called PayPal to contest the charges and after waiting on the phone for another 20 minutes finally got a PayPal rep on the phone.

After waiting another ten minutes for his computer to load the transactions, the PayPal rep informed me that FaceBook had already refunded 12 of the 20 transactions.

That confirmed to me that FaceBook had f'ed up and that my account wasn't hacked.  However, I still have to wait up to 9 days to get my refunded money back and have to contest the remaining 8 transactions that were not refunded.

What's really f'ed up with all this is that the only time I gave FaceBook my credit card information was last week when I created and ad for Ghetto Gurl Memoirs.  The ad was up for all of a day and FaceBook rejected it stating that it was too racy.

So not only will Facebook not allow me to market my books on their website they also f'ed up my checking account. Many people love FaceBook and claim it's so great.  I never liked the site (I miss you Myspace!) and I'm only there because many of my readers are.  After these two incidents I moved from disliking them to hating them.

Thanks FaceBook.  You suck!

Monday, March 7, 2011

The Economics of Self-Publishing an Ebook

At first it was just an experiment. Blake Crouch, a mystery and suspense novelist, was not lacking for a traditional book publisher. His last few novels were put out by St. Martin’s Press and he has a literary agent dedicated to selling the rights to his work. But early last year, intrigued by success stories with Amazon’s Kindle store, he decided to release a collection of his short stories as an ebook without the aid of a publisher.

 

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